Friday, July 31, 2009

The Producers Of the Today Show Are Idiots!!!

I am beside myself with outrage at the current moment, eventually it will subside. This little bastard took the family car for a joy ride. The punishment??? He got his video games taken away and he had to go to church(I had no idea that church was a form of punishment, do they do this at Gitmo?). Yes, he was punished by having something taken away, but he was further punished by going to New York, with his family, and a paid for one at that including hotel and meals(the typical guest treatment). Sounds more like he took the family car for a drive and the family got a mini vacation out of the deal, PLUS he got on national TV...FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!

I'm sure this will discourage other little shits like this one from doing something deviant with the family car. To the producers of the Today Show, you...are fucking...IDIOTS!!! Do you pricks EVER think ahead???

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I am still pissed about this message.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

It Appears I'm Not the Only One That Hates Facebook

Bill Gates joins the ranks of social outcasts such as myself that are giving up on Facebook due the the whole "friend" thing. When I started Facebook, I already had a lot on my plate including this blog. There were times that I kept it updated for a few days on end, then there were times I deserted it like this blog(and my lack of blog reading) for weeks on end. Funny thing is that I didn't go around and "friend" a whole lot of people. I think that it was the addition of Facebook that helped nurse along my lack of wanting to post on this blog.

I am SO sick of the obligation factor associated with Facebook. Piss on it already.

I am the Complaint Department Manager and you don't have to "friend" me.


I don't know why I haven't posted on this until now, but it finally hit me yesterday at Cheddar's in Springfield. The parking lot was jammed packed, so overflow was going into the lot next to Cheddar's by Golden Corral. I saw these douchebags parking alongside the sidewalk close to the door because they were too fucking lazy to walk an extra 100 feet. There is a reason why parking spots are labeled and marked out, but it appears that the parking douchebags of Springfield find it necessary to impose their selfish will on us all. I've seen this happen here at Cheddar's and at other places like the Supermarket where they park at the front of the row alongside a painted line, as if that is supposed to dignify a proper parking spot. The same goes for when they park up at the front door then turn on their hazard lights. I don't care if they are going in for just a few moments, find an actual spot and park there. There's a reason why this part of the world has the most obese people and probably the most selfish and self righteous folks on the map. It's a sense of entitlement and selfishness that seems to be growing. Southern hospitality seems to be falling to the waist side along with sensibility as well. Remember that post of people not waving when you let them in I made some time ago?

If you happen to be one of these lazy pricks, PISS OFF!!!

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this message.

Monday, July 20, 2009


Security guards that enjoy their role a little too much. There's no reason to be a jerk.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

How A Wiener Can Be A Homewrecker

Do you really need me to go any further with this? Feel free to do your wurst.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

At Least Stevie Wonder Was Tasteful

Click here to see what Stevie Wonder had to say at Michael Jackson's subdued service.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Hitler and Michael Jackson

Well, it had to happen sometime.

Definitely NSFW.

thanks Jonco