Saturday, August 29, 2009

Thanks Uncle Ted!


Speaks for itself.

I'm Sick Of Hearing About How We Are About to Become Socialists or Nazis...Whatever


I'll try to make this short and sweet. Evidently, I'm not alone in the sharing the disappointment in the intelligence of the community at large. For those who are SO afraid that we will be socialist because of the health care scare going around, please take time to READ THE FUCKING PLAN BEFORE PASSING JUDGEMENT!!! If you want to explain your drivel of nonsense how we are all going to become Nazis due to this president, then surely you can summarize(not in your own words, an actual summary) what the first, say...5 paragraphs of the plan state. If you can't, your an idiot and deserve to get swine flu(which will also turn you into a Nazi as it is SO different from the ordinary flu). If you start a fight in a town hall over this issue and it was due to your "speculations", then you should also have your assets seized and the proceeds used to bail out Arnie's California. There, how's that for reaching across the isle.

P.S. If you are one of those people who are scared of becoming a socialist and currently have MEDICARE, I have 2 things of bad news for you. One, you are already a socialist, deal. Two, you're an idiot(see Dave above) for not knowing that.

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I don't approve of you Nazi idiots.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Friday, August 14, 2009

Just Another Reason To Hate the Philidelphia Eagles...


Just in case some of you don't know by now, Michael Vick was given a 1 year deal with an optional second to play with the Eagles. I never was one for the Eagles and now this puts my respect for them beneath even the New Jersey Jets.

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I hope this dog never gets his day.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Ya Know What Pisses Me Off?

So, you are an oleunemployedconstructionworker trying to make ends meet and keep my 14 year old daughter in her unlimited Metro PCS cell phone and the latest fashions.

As a result, you will take pretty much any Manuel Labor job just to make ends meet.

Spent most of the day building a wall inside the kitchen of an "A" frame home down towards the lighthouse located city the publisher of this blog likes so much.

Well, after a couple trips to the big box retailer of home improvement supplies, I finally finished up this project.

As the olestationbus is getting a chemical high during its repaint this week, I was driving my black oleragtop, yeah I know, Florida, August, black cars, convertibles, yeah, I have heard it all but anyway, the goodrealtor strokes that check and I head over to the bank to deposit it, no, not this bank, but the one servicing all of America, to deposit this four party, Kuwaiti based check.

So I am queued up in that line of automobiles, trying to put that drive in bank teller into the same position as this oleunemployedconstructionworker, waiting on the moron in front of me to complete her transaction.

How do I know she is a moron?

I am sitting behind her, in an open black, open roofed automobile, sweating my ass off, and she can't pull twenty feet forward to put her money away and get herself gathered up to head out to A1A.

No, she spends, and I timed it on my trusty cell phone, 2:42 minutes getting her shit together while I am sweating my ass off, trying to deposit my measly earnings for the day.

Thanks Bitch!!

And thanks to the Complaint Department Manager for allowing me to have the outlet to finally, complain about something.

But just know, I still possess the ability to

Celebrate Life.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Try Not To Laugh Too Hard





Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Tiger Woods wins the Buick Open

Must have been the burritos he had for lunch.

Turn up your volume.