Friday, March 26, 2010

What A Difference A Year Makes

Just did my taxes today. I always wait 'til it's close to the deadline due to the fact that it's a pain, I have a shitload of deductions and organizing it all is a pain in the proverbial ass.

For the past few years, I either have to pay a couple hundred bucks or get back maybe a hundred. Last year, I got the refund of just slightly over a hundred so, naturally I'm not too fired up to get maybe the same results. This year, that amount went up 10-FUCKING-FOLD...IN MY FAVOR!!! WOOOOOOOOT!!!

Granted, the reason why it went up so much was due to the recent education credits that rolled out under this new administration. Kinda makes me think that this really is a good time to be a college student and finally not feel punished for wanting to be one.

I'm just sayin'...

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve the new tax my favor.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Why Do Men Cheat?

Newest celebrity gossip(as if I really give a shit): Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock. Are you kidding me??? NO WAY!!! I NEVER saw that one coming. Uh, yeah...right. If I only placed that bet, I would have won.

Real reason I bring this up? Sure enough, I see another "sex addiction" claim coming from this douchebag. I'm sick and tired of hearing "sex addiction" for the reason why this ass hat or that other insincere douchebag Tiger Woods as for why they cheated. Want to know the REAL reason? EGO. Don't like that short answer? Fine, I'll make it more marketable and sexy, "Ego Addiction". BOO-YAH!

From all the alleged sufferers of "sex addiction", including this poor guy who slept with 90 women in a month , nothing has made me believe that their problem was sex, but a more underlying problem with their ego. As anyone who has ever learned about psychology, there is a difference in ego and he unrestrained id. These fuckers(snicker) are full of themselves and nothing more. Not convinced?

Take the douchebag-du-jour Jesse G. James. (1) This guy is on his third marriage already and at least one of the other 2 wives was a porn star, not sure about the first. Nevertheless, he's been married twice before already: WARNING. (2) He's now(or should I say, "for now") married to Sandra Bullock. A woman who is HIGHLY successful and his success comes from what? Reality TV and being a well-known grease monkey. Constantly, his wife's success overshadows this guy and now he realizes he has to deal with that in some way. Deflated ego...check, free time...check, available skank willing to sleep with a married has-been...check. This is just one way that the ego of a man that has no business being married needed to be stroked, remember that, one way. The others should be more obvious.

Women cheat too, with the exception of a few cases, they cheat mainly for different reasons and it's WAY more personal. Any way you slice it, there is no "sex addiction" in any of this. These guys are at fault, PERIOD! Stop allowing these douchebags an easy way out by filling their heads with shit that lets them think that there's something else to blame and they have a "condition". It's bullshit! Someone talk me down, if you can.

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I don't approve the "sex addiction" message.

Friday, March 5, 2010


Got your attention, didn't it? I found this amusing while going about my business flying around in the Stinger Missile today.

Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I got behind a dump truck and said to myself, "SELF! Do you think this guy would mind if I gave him a little nudge?" I know the Stinger Missile could take it, know, I'm feeling a bit frisky. I'll push that bastard myself...uphill...BOTH WAYS! I gots that kind of skrempf.

Just so you know, dump beds are actually not as strong as they look, they tend to get warped and with the right touch in the right spot, can easily screw up the hydraulics. So, on second thought, I better not show off my mad skrempf as I wouldn't want to screw up a perfectly good dump truck just to prove a point. Sorry, ladies.

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this shameless self promotion of my skrempf.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

That Ain't Right!

Something that hasn't been around for a while, making a return. For those of you that know the deal, same shit, different...month(?). Everyone else, if you've been exposed to something so fucking stupid that it just pisses you off to no end, leave it here and feel better having done so. It's time to vent.

For me, the damn kin has done been silent fer a spell. Lately, it seems like I'm getting distracted by a lot of stupid shit, nothing major, but it's distracting.

Anybody got someshin' else to bitch about?