Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Kanye West Declared "Douche For Life"

Seriously Kanye, you have got to be the biggest douchebag walking the earth. I've seen criminal defense attorneys with more honesty and sincerity than you.
Folks, this comes as a result of Kanye stopping one of his shows so he can vent about how everyone is out to make him look "stupider" than he actually is(seriously, he used the word "stupider").

He apologizes to Taylor Swift via Twitter(wow, that wreaks of sincerity there) in September then(I guess) does something that I can only imagine as a "takeback" while pissing and moaning on stage...FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES!!! Only your fans would be dumb enough to sit(or stand) through another one of your bitch rants. This now makes for a new level of stupidity when you can be called a fan of Kanye.

Getting back to the "stupider" reference, this is an actual quote from our lord and douchebag Kanye, "Because of the popularity of me they exploited that to make you watch the interview," he said, "and make you feel that he was stupider than ever to think that a rapper's comments could be his lowest moment.".
You can't make this shit up people, mainly because given enough time, Kanye will do it. Can any of us agree that this dumb fuck's career is finally over? What self-respecting person would financially support this douchebag's music career?
IDEA: Next time you see someone making an absolute DAMN fool of themselves, tell them to stop being a Kanye. This is how we should remember this damn fool in the years to come, as a joke...and a "stupider" idiot.


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I never supported this douchebag(and never will).

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Sarah Palin: America's Favorite Girl *snicker*

Just a little reminder everyone, this is a woman who takes pride in "America". Cracker, PLEASE! She's about as real as Joan River's face, an Oral Roberts degree or Bristol Palin's vow of chastity.

I still think it's absolutely fucking HILARIOUS that people are still fooled by this opportunistic fraud...and idiot(DAMN YOU, KATIE COURIC AND YOUR SNEAK ATTACK QUESTIONS!!!).

The Alaskan Independence Party had her speak just MONTHS before running for Vice-Pres. These are the same people that want Alaska to succeed from the U.S. In other words, they're traitors!(and so is Rick Perry for that matter). They were founded by a traitor named Joe Vogler who said, "I'm an Alaskan, not an American. I've got no use for America or her damned institutions". Folks, words like that from a liberal or progressive would call for an immediate and swift prosecution from high strung conservatives and be labeled a traitor throughout the entire process.

So, where does this put our darling Alaskan princess in the eyes of America? Definitely not anywhere near a tear duct(unless you're a whiny bitch named Boehner), that's for damn sure.

Why am I doing this now? First, because I can. Second, because it's true. Third, I prefer to kick somebody when they're down, it's the best time and opportunity. The opportunity in question? It seems as though the ditsy bitch's show is starting on the decline...already. I guess people found out she's got about as much content as a term paper on the accomplishments of Nixon. Fourth and finally, there was a line in the movie Spiderman that I absolutely LOVE(No, not that "responsibility" one), "The only thing people want to see more than a hero succeed is to watch one fail!" She's already losing favor among republicans as a whole and wouldn't win against Obama anyway.

So, to all who think this woman is their hero, she's about to fail and I'm loving every bit of it. Pass the popcorn. Oh, by the way, how's that Tea Party hopey-changey stuff workin' for ya?

I'm the Complaint Department Manager and I don't approve of crying over stupid shit.