tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80966071254584673352024-02-06T22:45:40.690-06:00Complaint DepartmentI care...really, I do.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.comBlogger398125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-87556685601762916062011-06-02T10:01:00.004-05:002011-06-02T10:13:35.726-05:00Okay, This Will Be Me Last Post Here...I Mean It This Time<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhskjWJyvCUOPKL8BEof57sciSUZnKJ81_6avrstEIl7blf2ZW7vCH5wW8lnvMl9R0t5QoMP6BURkwS4wKxkGv0ZxR5ExUuIJT2ZpmS4jQc72FZI6bRkuYqOjeV4MEoBVCLnPSmxQMEAgHf/s1600/Creepy.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhskjWJyvCUOPKL8BEof57sciSUZnKJ81_6avrstEIl7blf2ZW7vCH5wW8lnvMl9R0t5QoMP6BURkwS4wKxkGv0ZxR5ExUuIJT2ZpmS4jQc72FZI6bRkuYqOjeV4MEoBVCLnPSmxQMEAgHf/s400/Creepy.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613639603035411570" /></a><br />Doesn't this look a little creepy to you? I'm talking ice-cream-man-that-likes-to-tousle-children's-hair-with-a-creepy-smile kind of creepy. <br /><br />By the way, I think to the side it says either hola(Oh-la) or hola(HOLLA!!!). Still...creepy.<br /><br />I'm the Complaint Department Manager and THIS is some creepy shit.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-90505258458547245812011-05-28T14:32:00.002-05:002011-05-28T14:37:12.294-05:00Moving To WordPressNot only am I fed up(God, I hate that phrase) with Eblogger's bullshit, I am changing my format as well. Why? Because I can. Most of you who know me already know I tend to know that's how I get shit done.<br /><br />My new address:<br /><br />http://complaintdepartmentmanager.wordpress.com/<br /><br />What can I say, I lack originality, sue me.<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I don't approve of Eblogger's bullshit anymore.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-59105224166248970492011-03-15T17:53:00.007-05:002011-03-15T18:17:44.375-05:00Springfield, Ill is Trying to Kill Me!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-sHaI0Zk3zlwopzVrCZ-NNUMNeFiEBx8P7-DyXuKFjahyphenhyphenIjZv7uD0wP0ZkxcVsYZMViN6WZOF_YZsONcy1tDdDun3SoBoMFsE4hxS32vqJ5_sg8CKPx7A7j4yOe5XJ2Wt0bL2ExN6fTEQ/s1600/2011-03-11+11.46.40.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-sHaI0Zk3zlwopzVrCZ-NNUMNeFiEBx8P7-DyXuKFjahyphenhyphenIjZv7uD0wP0ZkxcVsYZMViN6WZOF_YZsONcy1tDdDun3SoBoMFsE4hxS32vqJ5_sg8CKPx7A7j4yOe5XJ2Wt0bL2ExN6fTEQ/s400/2011-03-11+11.46.40.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5584449216165815842" /></a><br />Just last week, I made a trip to Schaumburg, Il. I have to admit, it's a great place to visit/stay while in Chicagoland. One thing they have is AWESOME fucking food! So much so, that there's too much for me to list and I am now too fat to reach my keyboard over my now looming gut...but it was worth it.<br /><br />More importantly, I need to direct everyone's attention to a culinary terrorist joint I stopped at along the way in Springfield, Il. called The Coney Island Restaurant. What these home-grown gastro-terrorists have created was nothing short of a killer...a proverbial cardiac arrest on a plate called "The Horseshoe". <br /><br />What is it? Well, you actually get your choice of meats to put on this thing, but I chose well and went with the burger. What it is, is this: They start out with 2 pieces of Texas toast, slap down 2 patties of meat(burger), then cover it with a mound of fries...but wait, it gets better! After all that is mounded on to your plate, they cover it with cheese sauce! The end result looks like this:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXdZ8b1ijp3UPRw-XjSRWWGsHClTtiw7CN814TOJeT1izZQy5TqzqoDV5X5gz8NPSz68O10HaBwhSIIInrWMY0u0qr-vpkVqEm3YtRL2quvF69gm8vVEKzRCHmTYOCEYotfCe4JGjQsnoz/s1600/2011-03-11+11.24.35.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXdZ8b1ijp3UPRw-XjSRWWGsHClTtiw7CN814TOJeT1izZQy5TqzqoDV5X5gz8NPSz68O10HaBwhSIIInrWMY0u0qr-vpkVqEm3YtRL2quvF69gm8vVEKzRCHmTYOCEYotfCe4JGjQsnoz/s400/2011-03-11+11.24.35.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5584447148981966722" /></a><br /><br />Me, not wanting to let a culinary time bomb to go off, sacrificed myself, my cholesterol count and temporary use of fitting clothes so that I may reduce this cholesterol bomb to this:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCIZ8WUBdvit7D4Os5wEhEM41eS4XK1VE8PU90o_pcvTKjmPn4bWdoTxdoCT4deO1g4y_o3LKfBblqgYfT2lqqOLGtBr0xzw_VSzTdw-JNY3R2AC2etVdysjES2YzjIWqGOyMCjVSRNssa/s1600/2011-03-11+11.36.23.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCIZ8WUBdvit7D4Os5wEhEM41eS4XK1VE8PU90o_pcvTKjmPn4bWdoTxdoCT4deO1g4y_o3LKfBblqgYfT2lqqOLGtBr0xzw_VSzTdw-JNY3R2AC2etVdysjES2YzjIWqGOyMCjVSRNssa/s400/2011-03-11+11.36.23.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5584448014973175122" /></a><br /><br />I don't think of myself as a hero, but if I can save someone else from being put in the path of something like this, I will gladly forfeit my health and safety so that you and everyone else can rest easy...and in proper fitting clothes.<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I now see why Illinois is abbreviated as "Ill".The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-45790456555319474522011-02-18T12:40:00.003-06:002011-02-18T13:11:22.125-06:00Another Reason Why the "Faith vs. Science" Topic Is So ImportantMinnesota House of Representatives' own Mike Beard has emphasized my previous point of why it is important to know the limitations of faith vs. science. <a href="http://www.minnpost.com/donshelby/2011/02/15/25784/picking_science_that_fits_politics_rep_mike_beard_on_climate_change">According to this dipshit</a>, we have <strong>UNLIMITED</strong> resources provided by his favorite imaginary friend. Don't believe me? Check it:<br /><strong><blockquote>Mike Beard, a Republican state representative from Minnesota, recently argued that coal mining should resume in the Land of 10,000 Lakes, in part because he believes God has created an earth that will provide unlimited natural resources.<br />"God is not capricious. He's given us a creation that is dynamically stable," Beard told MinnPost. "We are not going to run out of anything."<br />Beard is currently in the midst of drafting legislation that would overturn Minnesota's moratorium on coal-fired power plants, an effort that he backs due to his religious belief that God will provide limitless resources while ensuring that humans don't destroy the planet trying to get them.<br />Drawing on his family's childhood property in Pennsylvania, Beard explained to MinnPost his belief that while resource extraction might cause temporary agitation to the landscape, the effects wouldn't be long-term.<br />"Our farm was mined for coal three times," Beard said. "And, now we stand on a point and look over barley and wheat and pines. Did we temporarily disrupt the face of the earth? Yes, but when we were done, we put it all back together again."<br />This observation appears to be indicative of Beard's larger religious belief that God acts as the tireless custodian of the planet. <br />"It is the height of hubris to think we could [destroy the earth]," Beard told MinnPost, before saying that even devastating nuclear events shouldn't cast doubt on his theory that the earth can always be repaired.<br />"How did Hiroshima and Nagasaki work out? We destroyed that, but here we are, 60 years later and they are tremendously effective and livable cities. Yes, it was pretty horrible. But, can we recover?" Beard asked. "Of course we can."</blockquote></strong><br /><br />So, if this is the case, then all of those "shortages" of oil and other precious resources were lies manufactured by our friends in big business. You know, those guys that will provide this country with a gazillion jobs if we give them the tax cuts they so righteously deserve, remember? And after we tap those oil reserves 3 times, we will have them magically replaced by a bumper crop of Captain Crunch Berries!!!<br /><br />Actually, those tales by big business are bullshit as they have seen how much revenue can be made by outsourcing American jobs and even replacing humans with machine/computerized labor. But then again, I could be wrong. Well, you know what? I think what we ought to do is take a page out of their playbook and hold their shit hostage until they get their shit in order. How will this go down? Simple. All we have to do is hold their tax cuts hostage until they remove their overseas operations and bring them back home IN ADDITION to add at least a 20% increase in job growth as a token of good faith. After all, somebody needs to keep these fuckers honest. But, I digress...<br /><br />With the help of Mike Beard's friend on high, we'll have MORE than enough resources provided for us to make those American jobs a reality. Sound good to you? I thought so.<br /><br />Amen<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this blasphemy.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-38477147745141241512011-01-26T16:27:00.005-06:002011-02-17T15:03:25.077-06:00Faith Vs. Science: Why It is So ImportantNo need for me to lecture, just observe, if you will:<br />(CLICK ON PICTURE TO ENLARGE)<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8l6aiJMEKdpQJnzLQeMIR0xwji5zBetqsTjbEpZwuvPK6oPHQU9ubytvXmYN8YKWakTWoCFEvAHjdQNHh-QTQUxE_3808D6HVIiYfy8YTrtFCROipOJIpbScfMuPOyZp1AegXosVGmvIz/s1600/Faith+V.+Science.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 313px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8l6aiJMEKdpQJnzLQeMIR0xwji5zBetqsTjbEpZwuvPK6oPHQU9ubytvXmYN8YKWakTWoCFEvAHjdQNHh-QTQUxE_3808D6HVIiYfy8YTrtFCROipOJIpbScfMuPOyZp1AegXosVGmvIz/s400/Faith+V.+Science.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5566625081647994530" /></a><br /><br />Now, let me put this into proper perspective in today's climate and struggle for power:<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/t4Cc8t3Zd5E" frameborder="0" allowFullScreen></iframe><br /><br />I'm just sayin'...<br /><br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve an open mind as to a closed one.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-26966414543873028022011-01-19T19:41:00.002-06:002011-01-19T20:11:21.131-06:00Southwest Missouri Liberals and Progressives: It's Time to OrganizeTo anyone in the parts of Southwest Missouri that considers themselves a Liberal, Progressive or even possibly a left-leaning Moderate to get your voice heard and to spread the word.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong, this is not an attempt to get people to hear a "Preach to the choir" discussion or a way to hear typical dialogue coming from the media echo chamber. No, there are actually people who want to talk Progressive values without resorting to violent outbursts or the need to show up with semi-automatic weapons.<br /><br />The idea is to discuss ideas, problems and solutions. When those of you who can identify with those of us who are sick of the antiquated mindset of the backwoods logic that has these people turned against their own interests, you owe it to yourself and those who think like you to give this group a try.<br /><br />For those of you who homophobic, racist, religiously intolerant and stupid enough to back solidly the legislators that are against <strong>YOUR</strong> interests and you are too stupid to know it, that last sentence was meant for you.<br /><br />Progressives, it's time to Meetup. You can take that first step by joining us at:<br /><br /><a href="http://www.meetup.com/southwest-missouri-progressives/">Progressives of Southwest Missouri</a><br /><br />If you don't want to join up, it is okay, but remember this, when you get pissed off at these backwoods throwbacks and you feel like no one will listen to you(and you will), you had an opportunity to not be alone and you said, "Pass".<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this message.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-17846051143234371282011-01-14T20:33:00.007-06:002011-01-14T22:41:12.544-06:0010 Famous Villains Who Were Right All Along<a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18417_the-lighter-side-dark-side-5-villains-who-were-good.html">Cracked Magazine</a> recently published an article that actually had "9 Famous Movie Villains Who Were Right All Along". Seems to me that they forgot about Willem Dafoe's quote from Spiderman that is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisgfSMO9iTiswohF8nv6RiCrOIRaE4DV2bABtMZ65OiLa1BTf9BMm27rEa-ytdq8yKA3eXPmpbEfq5Hsyqv_zHNyNNbt0l_kGovWFYM20vTMKuhqAbt-q09nHFUoRDfiTRkS8AgYTJKQD5/s1600/spiderman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 265px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisgfSMO9iTiswohF8nv6RiCrOIRaE4DV2bABtMZ65OiLa1BTf9BMm27rEa-ytdq8yKA3eXPmpbEfq5Hsyqv_zHNyNNbt0l_kGovWFYM20vTMKuhqAbt-q09nHFUoRDfiTRkS8AgYTJKQD5/s400/spiderman.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5562238623290820658" /></a><br /><em><strong>"The only thing people love to see more than a hero succeed is to watch one fail."</strong></em><br /><br /><br />I mean, how fucking cool is that??? Not to mention, the fact that it is SO TRUE! Given today's voyeuristic taste of the TV watcher, you have to admit that this should have been on that list. What can I say, I am just that damn cool.<br /><br />EDIT: By the way, did Spiderman ever listen to Dafoe? Fuck, NO! And look what happened, Dafoe gets killed off for trying to set his ass straight and Maguire went on to make 2 more Spiderman movies, each one getting progressively worse than the last. Where's the fucking justice???<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this addition.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-76440163727264863882011-01-07T14:43:00.003-06:002011-01-07T14:57:52.891-06:00Just One of MANY Reasons Why Glenn Beck Is As Dangerous As He Is IrresponsibleRecently, there have been a gathering of Progressives in my neck of the woods. This gathering was started by Jim Evans and recently, he submitted something to me and I feel like sharing his thought over the ever-thoughtless Glenn Beck.<br /><br />I can't even fathom how Glenn Beck actually buys into his own bullshit. Seriously, I don't. I believe he's taken a cue from Rupert Murdoch in just pandering to those who are willing to buy it.<br /><br />Anyway, here's what Jim submitted to me and right now, I feel like sharing:<br /><br /><blockquote>Glenn Beck recently said "I don't trust scientists." <br /><br />Science - is an enterprise that uses mathematics and logic to build and organize verifiable data to form testable explanations and predictions about the natural world.<br /><br />I have watched Beck use his blackboard and props to craft absurd fantasies.<br /><br />Perception - is the process of attaining awareness or understanding of sensory information.<br /><br />Glenn denies the scientific method and instead bases his perception of the world on fallacy, misinformation, and superstition. <br /><br />He and his followers are lost in a self-fabricated alternate universe. On their island:<br /><br />1. Evolution is not real.<br />2. Corporations are living breathing persons.<br />3. Zygotes are people.<br />4. Homosexuality is a behavior not an identity.<br />5. There is an inexhaustible supply of fossil energy.<br />6. Carbon dioxide is not a greenhouse gas.<br />7. Poverty, hunger, and disease are because those people are lazy or made the wrong religious choice.<br />8. The others are evil, suspect, and maybe terrorists.</blockquote><br /><br />What we need right now are people who are willing to think and not just watch as some video dipshit dictates to us while we buy into his pseudo-logic and gold bouillon.<br /><br />Glenn Beck is a fucking disgrace and hazard to common sense, morality and dignity as he has none of these things...and never will.<br /><br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve Jim's message.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-28239267560890221892010-12-29T07:08:00.004-06:002010-12-29T07:17:28.756-06:00That Ain't Right!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiX07-_bbdMS6C69qyGae-87E2ihXC7I3csqySp_0jMs6JztRa3uj2CqTEJeI6wDd9DRy2Rk7voes4zKNrs-zlIWBAEm6Vqw7hF6KScgg9pAR97w6qdI3EebKG2uQzsj-V1zlOI1sIh6JNR/s1600/Complaint+Department.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 275px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiX07-_bbdMS6C69qyGae-87E2ihXC7I3csqySp_0jMs6JztRa3uj2CqTEJeI6wDd9DRy2Rk7voes4zKNrs-zlIWBAEm6Vqw7hF6KScgg9pAR97w6qdI3EebKG2uQzsj-V1zlOI1sIh6JNR/s400/Complaint+Department.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5556091575847014450" /></a><br />I haven't done this in quite a while, so I'm doing it now for the last time this year. Some of you already know what to do, but for those of you who don't, I will elaborate. This is more or less an open thread, but you get the opportunity to say what's pissed you off in the last week or so. Say it here and leave it here, maybe you'll feel better.<br /><br />So, family staying with you recently getting on your last damn nerve? Tell us all how it wasn't right. Just a little food for thought.<br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this last post of the year.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-58565008720486979882010-12-24T07:29:00.002-06:002010-12-24T07:59:03.326-06:00Happy Holidays!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj02_474NjAe1AeLt5MQbGLmH7-NbzD9GhZJ1jw7t-QHcwjIIU3vdhNvuOTyMk4mFbkxP2g0N223R9JYDVZopKdYDxVyqbw9a9FsZfhzcCJTbG72roUZuseL-Oogt91wex1OxK2GU9hDdLk/s1600/Eddie+Xmas.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 298px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj02_474NjAe1AeLt5MQbGLmH7-NbzD9GhZJ1jw7t-QHcwjIIU3vdhNvuOTyMk4mFbkxP2g0N223R9JYDVZopKdYDxVyqbw9a9FsZfhzcCJTbG72roUZuseL-Oogt91wex1OxK2GU9hDdLk/s400/Eddie+Xmas.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554240976777523218" /></a><br /><br />Yeah. that's right, "Happy Holidays". I am so damn sick of people trying to correct me when I want to do something so simple and courteous like wish them a great holiday season. Seriously folks, if you have a bitch about people that want to say "happy Holidays" over the simple "Merry Christmas" then I have some mistletoe hanging right above my ass, right over the crack with your name on it!<br /><br />Besides, I do have my reasons for saying that. So, when some holiday douche dejour corrects me, I ask them, "So, you don't want me to wish you a Happy New Year at the same time?" Yep, "Happy Holidays" covers New Year's as well. But my reason is because I know there are other holidays out there that some may observe that I may or may not be aware that they might have an interest in BESIDES Christmas. You have Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Winter Solstice...DAMN, lets throw in the new Festivus in there as well, shall we?<br /><br />A TRUE person of goodwill will want their fellow patrons of the rock that we live on a happy holiday, REGARDLESS of their religious/non-religious designation. Is there a war on Christmas? Grow up, no and there never was. There IS however, an uprising of people who are forcing their beliefs on us because they STILL believe that this is a "Christian nation"...uh, no, it's not and know your history. This country was explored by settlers that want religious freedom from the oppressive Church of England. In other words, <a href="http://freethought.mbdojo.com/foundingfathers.html">freedom FROM religion</a>.<br /><br />Bottom line, this post was to address the people who look at this holiday season as being NOTHING but about Christmas. So, tell me something you "chosen ones", You really think this being selfish like that is the Christian way to be? Think about it.<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this "holiday" message.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-38920382195654158692010-12-17T22:54:00.005-06:002010-12-17T23:08:44.610-06:00Poll Results: COMPROMISE!!!Just to show just how cool and benevolent I am, I will attempt to make ALL parties happy. That's right I said, "attempt". I can't help myself, I just like making everyone happy whenever possible, it's what makes me so freakin' cool! By the way, have I ever mentioned that I am humble? I am NOT afraid to show how humble I am, no effort is too great.<br /><br />So, this whole exchange with the idiot known as "Ferry" will come to a close as I have decided to send all his future correspondence to the spam folder. However, I wasn't going to let this go without a parting shot in the spirit of Christmas. Everyone, I give you...THE END:<br /><br /><blockquote>Ferry,<br /><br />Seeing as how you have made it known on 2 occasions that you wanted me to "Shut up and go away!!!!!!!!!", which is your way of saying you have nothing intelligent to respond with other than out of date conjecture, I am getting into the Christmas spirit and have decided to give you 2 gifts. I'll elaborate about how silly your tactics are at the end.<br /><br />Gift #1: You will no longer be hearing from me and I will actually be a man of my word, unlike you. From here on out, anything you send me will go straight to the spam folder. You've made it clear that you know nothing but childish antics and inbred thoughts. There is a reason for that. What is it? That leads me to gift #2.<br /><br />Gift #2: I'm going to give you the gift of why you lose every time you face an intellectual, it's your "anger". Every time you can't answer a question with something other than a cheap insult or limp threat, you lose the argument every time. It's laughable...pathetic, but laughable.<br /><br />So, I'm sure you'll respond to this(because you just can't help yourself) and when you do, it will go into the spam folder and it won't be seen or heard from again. I'm setting the folder to purge in a week, then I'm going to make it every day. The reason is because initially, I want to see the number in my spam content go up and every time, I'll know it's you further proving my point...each...and...every...single...time. I'm going to look at that number and smile, then laugh because you are that dense.<br /><br /><br />Merry Christmas, Ferry!(See how silly that is?)</blockquote><br /><br />So, now we have all seen another post on this idiot, yet also have seen it come to a close, thus the "attempt" to make everyone happy. I have made the most of the effort in the poll and passed the savings on to you.<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I don't want you to be a "Ferry".The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-72958289376043976162010-12-13T13:18:00.006-06:002010-12-13T13:44:29.397-06:00BEHOLD! The True Face of Ignorance and DespairTo anyone who might consider themselves a Conservative, the following expose into the psyche of a tea party enthusiast, will give you great insight and reason as to WHY Liberals and Progressives feel the way they do about Conservatives.<br /><br />To Liberals and Progressives, I ask that you not only look at this, but take this as an opportunity to make sure you or no one you know that feels and thinks as you do conducts themselves in a manner as I am about to show you. The last thing we need is THIS kind of behavior being linked to us. <br /><br />For the sake of anonymity, I'm not going to use his real name or mine. My benevolence is amazing, isn't it? So, here's the kind of person that shows up in D.C. and town halls with misspelled signs, guns and misplaced anger.<br /><br />This actual exchange is originating from a Progressive who simply wanted to exchange dialogue in a professional and respectful manner. The answer to that request is what will be listed below. Here's a few words from our brilliant mind, who I'll call..."Ferry" for now:<br /><br /><blockquote>Well, I'm not really out to have a chat buddy so to speak. I'm firstly a non-liberal individual in the highest degree. I'm a twenty year retired Air Force sergeant that really takes offense to anyone that would slam, slur or anyway downgrade our fine men and women who serve this country that I love. A lot of folks who have never served tend to like to do that. Secondly, that SOB in the White House makes me want to puke. He is a disgrace to our country and to the office that some people gave him. Not me of course!! I'm a person who has read both the republican and democrat platforms. Although neither is perfect, I could in no way ever support the dems beliefs and philosophy's. As far as the media thing goes, I believe that it's a freedom of speech thing and that it shouldn't be touched. I have for the most part come to see that most of them are leaning or are way left, except FOX News. Many call them extreme right. I kind of like that in our present stage in this country. I guess you lost me with the product thing. If you mean false advertising, then if not having the brainpower to check something out before you buy it, that's your fault. If that's what you mean? Your buddy, (me) there has told me that I should be open minded. If what the dems support is being open minded, then I'll not be having anything to do with that. Here's what you get in me. I believe in God, Family and Country. I, like most tend to not be the best Christian in the world, but my values and morals stand pretty true to scripture. My family comes before anything in my life and I'm a flag waving, gun toten, Constitution believing individual. I wouldn't have spent twenty years of my life serving, if I didn't believe in it. I'm not open minded to homosexuals, lesbians, illegal aliens or any race that thinks that due to their color they should have precedence over me and mine. We all work, we all pay our taxes and we are all equal in the eyes of god. To murder, rape, steal and many more is against the law. I believe in an eye for an eye and tooth for a tooth, bible thing ya know. I believe in capital punishment. If I could change the laws, a person would get one appeal and that's it. Science has come to a point that DNA can pretty well prove most things. (Me, again) tells me that I have a prejudice against MUSLIMS, I'd say that's right! In Korea, they used to tell us to keep a watch out for North Koreans or the bad guys. The problem with me was, how the hell do you tell the difference, they all look alike? That's kind of my opinions with the MUSLIMS. I'm of the opinion that if your belief is to kill me, then a duck is a duck, you can't change that. I'm proud for you that you've done well financially, and that you are self sustaining. I too am a believer in such things as solar and wind. I was just this weekend looking into a windmill system here for my home to help reduce the amount of electricity that I have to pay for. Mr. (Progressive), I'm not going to get into a long discussion with you over your beliefs and how you are going to straighten me out for (Me, thrice). I'm getting to an age that I really don't give a shit what you or anyone else thinks. Your buddy has proven to be one of those people that likes to tell everyone what he thinks is right and wrong. A know it all if you will. When he started attacking my dad, that was my cue to move in. I'll continue to be a fighting man for my country until I die. I swore to uphold and defend the constitution against all enemies foreign and domestic. If your not for this country, then your against it. As I said, I'm a gun toten American and believe that if I must I will defend what I must. So, I guess in short, you boys keep your liberal bullshit to yourself don't send it my and we'll get along just fine. I'll keep fighting for what's right in this country.</blockquote><br /><br />About that "attack" I made. I asked him for clarity and this is the exchange that followed(Me first):<br /><br /><blockquote>I would like to hear more of this "attack" I made. Other than just throwing an accusation out there irresponsibly, I would like to hear your proof. I'd like to see what qualifies as an "attack".<br /><br />I'll tell you what, if you can produce that evidence, I'll apologize to him in person.</blockquote><br /><br />And Ferry's response to that request:<br /><br /><blockquote>I tell you what, I'll do my best to delete you from my email and hope that our paths never cross again. Just take your liberal bullshit and shove it up you ass.</blockquote><br /><br />See the difference in approaches? Any questions? <br /><br />Don't be a Ferry!!!<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I don't approve of Ferry's message.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-14180492712063619842010-12-11T21:49:00.002-06:002010-12-11T21:53:52.011-06:00Poll: Are You Fine Folks Getting Tired of My Tea Bagger Posts?If you good people look to the right, you'll see the poll in question. Vote early and vote often. I have more material, but I feel it is more important to hear the opinions of my readers...both of you.(Thanks for reading, Mom!)<br /><br />After all, what kind of manager would I be if I didn't take my job seriously?<br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and this is the only kind of poll I like.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-81559322674300063872010-12-10T15:52:00.002-06:002010-12-10T16:21:01.679-06:00Westboro Church Should Be Burnt To the Ground!!!Preferably, with the pastor in it!<br /><br />You know, I'm all for free speech, but this goes BEYOND human decency. There are things in life you just don't do and that includes making an ass of yourself at a funeral...regardless if you know that person or not!<br /><br />The Westboro dominion of Hell has decided to <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/12/10/westboro-baptist-church-picket-elizabeth-edwards-funeral/">protest at Elizabeth Edwards funeral Saturday</a>. By the way, that link goes to Faux News and their reporting of this despicable act. Most people are egregiously offended by their actions(that goes for Westboro church as well). What my angle on this is, what do <del>people</del>"Christians" who hate Liberals so much think about this protest? Kinda makes ya think a bit, don't it?(me, speaking in their vernacular...and will continue to do so)<br /><br />I'm going to tell you something, I NEVER LIKED THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I'd feel the same even if they protested the funeral of "the fallen one" Cheney(God forbid anything happens to his Darthness, of course).<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftUCm-XcpZk">In the words of Mr. Garrison</a>, " You go to Hell Mr.Phelps! You go to Hell and you DIE!". Of course, this also goes for those dumb flockers in you realm of Hell that hold those signs.<br /><br />I digress. I am MOST displeased with these....(whatever the Hell you want to call these people). I DO NOT APPROVE!!!<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I just want to say one last time, "YOU GO TO HELL, MR. PHELPS! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!"The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-14816815697484398112010-12-08T18:22:00.003-06:002010-12-08T18:58:11.700-06:00What REALLY Goes On In the Mind of A Tea Party "Christian"Okay, by now, you have all been seeing (slowly) how a tea party "Christian" handles himself. Well, guess what? Got another email. So what was on the mind of our responsible, family values, tea party "Christian"? Take a look for yourself as this is what I got in its entirety:<br /><br />EDIT: Keep in mind, where he begins, he's addressing what I told him as the definition of "Liberal" was "open-minded".<br /><br /><br /><blockquote>"Open minded, now there's a concept. Let's give every dick sucking, clit liking, illegal alien, black, white, yellow or green anything they want without working for it or paying into it. Not from the dollars that I've worked hard for. There is a limit to the dues owed to Caesar. I believe that being a conservative will outlive liberal thoughts and ideas from now on. I believe that working for something is proper, I believe that living in this country is something that must be earned. Which by the way, I was born here. The believe that my twenty years of service means something and others like me. I believe that if you don't like our country, that is oh by the way based on Christian values and beliefs go back to where you come from. Oh let's take care of every stray that wonders into our country, bull shit! Many have come to this country and earned their citizenship, not slithered across or under the border. That's a slap in the face to those who did it right. Many of those immigrants came to this country and have served honorable and died for the freedoms that we Christain based types believe in. I'll never call myself a perfect person, but the morals that I was raised with have served me well. So, as I give a final sign off keep this in mind you liberal son of bitch. We that believe this a great country founded on solid values that apparently many voters believe in. You keep your beliefs and may they serve you well, but my belief is that they will let you down. Enjoy paying for all those liberal programs, but as for me and mine we'll keep up the good fight. By the way, I didn't catch the number of years that you served this country. I believe that had you spent some time in uniform, you might see things from a different light. Eat shit and die you liberal bastard."</blockquote><br /><br />Now, forget about what "I" learned. What did any of you reading this learn? Do I really need to comment on this? I'll let you guys run with that. Knock yourselves out. This was probably the most honest moment this guy had in quite a while.<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I just made an honest man out of this "Christian".The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-44932032561917051922010-12-06T16:05:00.004-06:002010-12-06T17:33:30.607-06:00The Tea Bagger Douche Strikes Again!!!Hey, remember way back when, say...4 days ago? Remember how that douchebag sent his final reply because he was "done" with me? Well, since that last exchange, I am proud to say I let it go...but he didn't. He didn't make a reply on top of his little temper tantrum, oh no. Instead, he has decided to include me in on his mass email list that sends out sourceless information and rants about our current President, Muslims and a combination of both.<br /><br />It then occurred to me that when you get into an exchange with someone and you say you are "done talking with them", the least you could do is leave them alone seeing as how you can no longer make an intelligible retort on that or ANY similar subject. But not this dipshit, oh HELL no. I guess he thought(and I use that term VERY loosely) that he was going to edjookate(*snicker*) me Tea Party style. <br /><br />He sent me about 4 emails(still have this drivel) and finally I had enough. Instead of going through each and every single email with a response, I decided to pick one and give a sort of unified reply. It went exactly like this(link provided was to address his "take back America" rant):<br /><br /><blockquote>"So much for you being “done”. If you know how to read a newspaper, these guys were responsible for the temporary election results(not as if you care):<br /><br />http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/03/AR2010120306995.html?hpid=topnews<br /><br />“grass roots” indeed. This tea party uses a silver set. You guys got played, I still can’t stop laughing at this one. The least you could do is embrace your prejudices, racial and religious intolerance. <br /><br />By the way, those other emails you sent look like they were put together by a 10 year-old."</blockquote><br /><br />So, what more things did I learn about this idiot without a village? One, he clearly likes to call "time out" then pawn me off on his dad when he runs out of shit to throw at me, then take his ball and go home. Two, when anyone receives idiotic emails from stupid bastards like this, they are most likely ones without any sources to be found(let alone the fact they are riddled with bad grammar and tons of misspellings...that's bad coming from me). Nothing but baseless rambling. Three, these 'tards have no idea just how prejudiced, homophobic and not to mention racially and religiously intolerant they are. Seriously, they are THAT oblivious! Finally, four, even though they are quickly outwitted and exposed, NEVER underestimate the power of their belligerence, ignorance and hatred. They have absolutely no conscience, nor shame.<br /><br />LISTEN UP TEA PARTY BASTARDS! If you are ANYTHING like the person I have had the misfortune of dealing with recently, the absolute LEAST you can do is just come out say you don't like anything that isn't the following: White, Christian and English speaking ONLY! Embrace your prejudices! At least this way, it will be the ONLY thing honest you will be able to contribute to the rather short conversation.<br /><br /><br />By the way, anyone who has my email address and would like to see the ramblings of an idiot, let me know, I will forward them to you.<br /><br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I'm tired of correcting these idiots.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-16863407915188236422010-12-02T15:02:00.002-06:002010-12-02T15:49:03.726-06:00What A Conversation With An Idiot Tea Party Douche Will Get YouPretty much an overwhelming urge to bang your head against the wall. <br /><br />Has anyone ever got one of those emails that was sent to a lot of people you know and don't know? Ever seen someone unable to contain themselves and do a "reply to all"? Well, I'm one of those and I learned,(yet again) you can't talk to these people or in their terms, "You can't fix stupid". So, I'll try to be brief as I hate making long-ass posts. <br /><br />The email I received was one that wound up coming to the conclusion that President Obama DID NOT inherit such a vast deficit as we are all led to believe and it was the Dems fault for the huge amount of debt since the year 2007. <br /><br />Of course, I called, "BULLSHIT" on this and <a href="http://www.factcheck.org/2010/02/a-texas-size-whopper/">sent an appropriate link</a> to information that would clear up their "fuzzy math" and convenient memory. I also included a quote from Mary Matlin(former advisor to Darth Cheney and wife of James Carville) who stated on Meet the Press, "Republicans spent like drunken sailors on shore leave".<br /><br />This got the attention of the douche in question and elicited this response(in it's unedited entirety):<br /><br /><blockquote>"I'll stick with the non-socialist, non - muslim and non - liberal Republicans myself. Can't support welfare for illegals, can't support gays in any form and can't support a man that has never served his country either America or Africa or wherever the hell he is from. Oh, by the way, most of the voters in the recent election may think like me."</blockquote><br /><br />At this point, I wanted this douche to get comfortable with his bigotry, so I only responded to parts of his rant. You'll see why later. So I responded with:<br /><br /><blockquote>"Only thing is, the turnout for that election was down significantly, so your numbers will be a bit minuscule. So now your working with a fraction of a fraction. Chances are most of them will lose faith in the same people they just elected, so that fraction will undoubtedly get smaller. Despite the socialist amusement, who is this “muslim” you are talking about? <br /><br />Oh, I suppose you don’t or didn’t support Palin(the traitor), Cheney or G.W.(the deserter) then?"</blockquote><br /><br />As predicted he became a little more out of his Klan shell and spewed out this nonsense:<br /><br /><blockquote>"I forget that morons do still exist in this world. I guess we'll see in two more years about my numbers thing. Mean time those of us who served this country for what it really stands for will continue to fight for what is right while the liberal weenies out there continue to support idiots like the democrats that have controlled D.C. since when? Oh yeah since the second year of Ws first term. I guess you'll have to explain the traitor and deserter thing. Oh, the muslim Bam Bam in office right now. You know, the guy who can't prove he's a citizen of the U.S., has no experience and supports his muslim brothers and daddy!!!!!!!!! Bows to foreign leaders and apologizes for this country."</blockquote><br /><br />Now, I'm at the point where I realize for certain this dipshit is not rational. So, I decided to agitate further with this:<br /><br /><blockquote>"You’re a birther? Interesting, very interesting. Sarah Palin IS a traitor as she spoke to the Alaskan Independence Party’s conference in ’08 telling them to “keep up the good work”. If there is a state that wants to succeed from this country, that makes them traitors and that goes for that mentally defective Rick Perry as well. Also, gw had went missing during Vietnam and still has yet to give a consistent story about it. I guess that makes him just as much of a coward as Cheney. <br /><br />From what I remember, GOP had the House til ’06 and had BOTH from ’04-“06. So majority control over house AND presidency from 2000-2006. With that in mind there’s PLENTY of blame to go around. Especially since w’s last term in office, the republican majority “spent like drunk sailors on leave”(quote from Mary Matlin – former Cheney counselor). At least she admitted things were their fault…and she was actually there for it.<br /><br />I just think it is absolutely hysterical that even before he officially took office, Obama was getting railroaded by bigots and haters. However, you seem to embrace your prejudice. I don’t exactly agree with your personal philosophy, at least you’re consistent. That’s more than I can say for those who deny their prejudices when it’s clear they’re just in denial."</blockquote><br /><br />Was I being an ass? Perhaps...fuck it, yes, I was. At this point he could no longer contain his inner bigot and tea party doucheness by giving the following display of brilliance: (After 2 sentences, he thought it would be a good idea to get his daddy involved in the equation by adding him to the reply.)<br /><br /><blockquote>"I believe that each state has the right to tell the government to shove it up there *&^%. Your a waste of sperm and I'm done with you. -Break- Dad, I don't know how I got this idiot on any emails, but I'm done with him. You'll get more from mixing words with a fencepost. These are the kind of people that have brought this country down. The tea party folks may see that a revolution could very well take our country back from idiots like this."</blockquote><br /><br />This is what happens when you try to talk to one of these idiots. Lesson learned...again. Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be tea partiers(?). If that idiot does wind up reading this for some reason, just remember, you started it, I just finished it while you took your ball and went home.<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I obviously went on longer than I want to.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-1628549436510922832010-11-24T16:14:00.004-06:002010-12-02T12:34:47.098-06:00Kanye West Declared "Douche For Life"<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnXrxL6n-R8pvWTwrIA0OYtRPeITRr01nNMsYb0JeTTknrWAfualC1Ijxd-H_T0nkjxJvQzcT9w6ViZdIl2UlNZI4AT-EGbcf8B0Xs11y0HQGvUpDmgSJyuRcmE0s-rV-YEPqfy2mhLMGD/s1600/Obama.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 378px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnXrxL6n-R8pvWTwrIA0OYtRPeITRr01nNMsYb0JeTTknrWAfualC1Ijxd-H_T0nkjxJvQzcT9w6ViZdIl2UlNZI4AT-EGbcf8B0Xs11y0HQGvUpDmgSJyuRcmE0s-rV-YEPqfy2mhLMGD/s400/Obama.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543250938066425378" /></a><br />Seriously Kanye, you have got to be the biggest douchebag walking the earth. I've seen criminal defense attorneys with more honesty and sincerity than you. <br />Folks, this comes as a result of <a href="http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/hiphopmediatraining/317955/kanye-west-says-taylor-swifts-2009-vma-win-was-disrespectful-claims-today-exploited-him/">Kanye stopping one of his shows</a> so he can vent about how everyone is out to make him look "stupider" than he actually is(seriously, he used the word "stupider").<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaL9tlejlLy2PgjwuTMnUGQTmbgMEatLuplPiBEzpW3EEk1W7N7wGa67cq8aiUvFOSPMFcP5OJUWdPsEXPw3Ep2o_tAXB3rQmyyRnKbyOCBrOPauzNB9Iu_PeoChFmq9QQpYF9v0Cu_qmC/s1600/Nancy+Grace.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 369px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaL9tlejlLy2PgjwuTMnUGQTmbgMEatLuplPiBEzpW3EEk1W7N7wGa67cq8aiUvFOSPMFcP5OJUWdPsEXPw3Ep2o_tAXB3rQmyyRnKbyOCBrOPauzNB9Iu_PeoChFmq9QQpYF9v0Cu_qmC/s400/Nancy+Grace.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543251156127674050" /></a><br /><br />He apologizes to Taylor Swift via Twitter(wow, that wreaks of sincerity there) in September then(I guess) does something that I can only imagine as a "takeback" while pissing and moaning on stage...FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES!!! Only your fans would be dumb enough to sit(or stand) through another one of your bitch rants. This now makes for a new level of stupidity when you can be called a fan of Kanye.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKcK4X44-Oa-toD-7h3QZucfLtiwKRwLTLxZEzPAo3H2fXxhCx12_SS_bs05JREPpRrnIngxLKb0wWYUuTV3fleP482FT6cdU4AWEvqKxboO6HnhrqLKNNNQL2YrPwVfbmlT8Q-XypdUSm/s1600/Rick+Astley.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKcK4X44-Oa-toD-7h3QZucfLtiwKRwLTLxZEzPAo3H2fXxhCx12_SS_bs05JREPpRrnIngxLKb0wWYUuTV3fleP482FT6cdU4AWEvqKxboO6HnhrqLKNNNQL2YrPwVfbmlT8Q-XypdUSm/s400/Rick+Astley.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543251678025980770" /></a><br /><br />Getting back to the "stupider" reference, this is an actual quote from our lord and douchebag Kanye, "Because of the popularity of me they exploited that to make you watch the interview," he said, "and make you feel that he was <strong><em>stupider</em></strong> than ever to think that a rapper's comments could be his lowest moment.".<br /> You can't make this shit up people, mainly because given enough time, Kanye will do it. Can any of us agree that this dumb fuck's career is finally over? What self-respecting person would financially support this douchebag's music career?<br />IDEA: Next time you see someone making an absolute DAMN fool of themselves, tell them to stop being a Kanye. This is how we should remember this damn fool in the years to come, as a joke...and a "stupider" idiot.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHbbDHfCXIy1PBb4Mdjy09PgXGDMxk7Struyh-kP2fm5oxAsNfDmi2gN86Jnozh0OFQyblpIOFqo38Zhm87bck0ov-8tAexmT7chQTiS_-XyfUgxoatKzcaaWhnpnGYsezej8MRNdf61aw/s1600/Beyonce.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 329px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHbbDHfCXIy1PBb4Mdjy09PgXGDMxk7Struyh-kP2fm5oxAsNfDmi2gN86Jnozh0OFQyblpIOFqo38Zhm87bck0ov-8tAexmT7chQTiS_-XyfUgxoatKzcaaWhnpnGYsezej8MRNdf61aw/s400/Beyonce.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543252436667207778" /></a><br /><br />What...a...douche!!!<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I never supported this douchebag(and never will).The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-76506950902435106832010-11-23T20:28:00.004-06:002010-11-23T21:46:39.919-06:00Sarah Palin: America's Favorite Girl *snicker*<object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F4iCDBIAde8&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F4iCDBIAde8&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object><br /><br />Just a little reminder everyone, this is a woman who takes pride in "America". Cracker, PLEASE! She's about as real as Joan River's face, an Oral Roberts degree or Bristol Palin's vow of chastity. <br /><br />I still think it's absolutely fucking HILARIOUS that people are still fooled by this opportunistic fraud...and idiot(DAMN YOU, KATIE COURIC AND YOUR SNEAK ATTACK QUESTIONS!!!). <br /><br />The Alaskan Independence Party had her speak just <strong><em><strong>MONTHS</strong></em></strong> before running for Vice-Pres. These are the same people that want Alaska to succeed from the U.S. In other words, they're traitors!(<a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/news/texassouthwest/legislature/stories/DN-secession_18tex.ART.State.Edition2.4ad88cf.html">and so is Rick Perry for that matter</a>). They were founded by a traitor named Joe Vogler who said, "I'm an Alaskan, not an American. I've got no use for America or her damned institutions". Folks, words like that from a liberal or progressive would call for an immediate and swift prosecution from high strung conservatives and be labeled a traitor throughout the entire process. <br /><br />So, where does this put our darling Alaskan princess in the eyes of America? Definitely not anywhere near a tear duct(<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir1UABBe1v4">unless you're a whiny bitch named Boehner</a>), that's for damn sure.<br /><br />Why am I doing this now? <strong>First</strong>, because I can. <strong>Second</strong>, because it's true. <strong>Third</strong>, I prefer to kick somebody when they're down, it's the best time and opportunity. The opportunity in question? It seems as though <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-31749_162-20023750-10391698.html">the ditsy bitch's show is starting on the decline</a>...already. I guess people found out she's got about as much content as a term paper on the accomplishments of Nixon. <strong>Fourth</strong> and finally, there was a line in the movie Spiderman that I absolutely LOVE(No, not that "responsibility" one), "The only thing people want to see more than a hero succeed is to watch one fail!" She's already losing favor among republicans as a whole and <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/2010/11/22/2010-11-22_sarah_palin_would_lose_to_president_obama_by_8_points_if_election_was_held_today.html">wouldn't win against Obama anyway</a>.<br /><br />So, to all who think this woman is their hero, she's about to fail and I'm loving every bit of it. Pass the popcorn. Oh, by the way, how's that <a href="http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2010/11/08/rand_paul_earmarks">Tea Party hopey-changey stuff</a> workin' for ya?<br /><br /><br /><br />I'm the Complaint Department Manager and I don't approve of crying over stupid shit.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-10349375147607804212010-10-05T18:49:00.005-05:002010-10-05T19:07:42.675-05:00Don't be "THAT" Douchebag!!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZ_RBLg_l5yyvvj0s_V1iDo0PkqidfIJiqBv7PHswbRz1hq3roWYAApwkVbxnNIyfsfnoX69Uk027duFXic7UmFZWQxmyOblvNsuisYHQYPZDEbh9wg2Bac98BeiIkYxLR9guc47YRXCyh/s1600/1004101212a.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZ_RBLg_l5yyvvj0s_V1iDo0PkqidfIJiqBv7PHswbRz1hq3roWYAApwkVbxnNIyfsfnoX69Uk027duFXic7UmFZWQxmyOblvNsuisYHQYPZDEbh9wg2Bac98BeiIkYxLR9guc47YRXCyh/s400/1004101212a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524713571345503794" /></a><br />See this douchebag in the red car? He's one of those asshats who JUST HAVE to get through that intersection so he doesn't have to wait, even if it means blocking traffic going the other way as seen here. We've all seen this before, hell...you may just know or might actually be one of these fuckers. My advice, don't be. <br /><br />I blew my horn and pointed right at him and he never even looked anywhere other than forward. It he appears to have committed to that action as well. This douchebag KNEW he wasn't going to make it, but that wasn't about to deter him from showing us all just how much more important HIS progress is even if it meant impeding ours.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE4F2VqOiOz0Jsj-gMRlD-zLbblUy9SngFuP4s4ov9ibOfZO-ZQkJN6qZrUHfRFmDsGFGPHfnOhbhznBibMIVYbJlKqNepQquZoa-jRxV92AgryS-ax1X0Ly7ROovP0Fy_L8wcqRa6hTkh/s1600/1004101213a.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 286px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE4F2VqOiOz0Jsj-gMRlD-zLbblUy9SngFuP4s4ov9ibOfZO-ZQkJN6qZrUHfRFmDsGFGPHfnOhbhznBibMIVYbJlKqNepQquZoa-jRxV92AgryS-ax1X0Ly7ROovP0Fy_L8wcqRa6hTkh/s400/1004101213a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5524715735652568386" /></a><br />As you can see from the first photo, the light eventually went from green to yellow. In this photo we see this dipshit didn't make it and at this point, he could have had the decency to fall on his sword a bit and turn left away from traffic, BUT NO! The fucker just had to keep the belligerence alive.<br /><br />Anyway, let this be a lesson to all of us. The people around me were laughing and smiling...not at him, but me as they saw me whip out the camera as they must have understood that this was going to be on the Complaint Department later...and they were right. <br /><br />Bottom line: Don't be "THAT" douchebag!<br /><br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and my windshield needs cleaning.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-63696203708511022492010-09-15T19:27:00.008-05:002010-09-15T19:44:29.576-05:00Sugar is Sugar??? Really???I found this informative, yet disturbing as well. Of course, when you think about it, it really shouldn't be a huge surprise. Shamelessly ripped from the Huffington Post:<br /><br /><br /><blockquote>I'm sure you've seen it. The new campaign for high fructose corn syrup in which the Corn Refiners Association has decided to rebrand and rename their product. Reflecting on changing consumer sentiment around high fructose corn syrup and declining sales, the Corn Refiners Association has petitioned the FDA for a name change to high fructose corn syrup. They want to call it "corn sugar".<br /><br /><br />The ad campaign is brilliant. Worried, they ask? We are, too, they claim. Only their concern doesn't stem from the epidemic rates of obesity, diabetes and corn allergies that we are seeing, but rather their concern stems from a <a href="http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/09/14/a-new-name-for-high-fructose-corn-syrup/?partner=rss&emc=rss">20 year low in the sale of high fructose corn syrup</a> and the impact it is having on the profitability of members of the Corn Refiners Association (<a href="http://www.corn.org/membercompanies.htm">listed here</a>). <br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jhLmmfpP2F4zOXVikr8Uh_fbdA9QD9I7L4TO0">Due to a rapid decline in sales</a>, the Corn Refiners Association has petitioned the U.S. Food and Drug Administration asking that manufacturers have the option of using "corn sugar" as an alternate name for high fructose corn syrup on product labels because "corn sugar" more accurately describes the composition of the ingredient.<br /><br /><br />High fructose corn syrup, or corn sugar, is a liquid sweetener alternative to sugar. Its introduction into the food supply in 1983 was approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for use in food and reaffirmed that decision in 1996 based on industry funded science that was submitted to the FDA.<br /><br /><br />Because of its value as a versatile ingredient that adds taste, texture, freshness, and sweetness to food, high fructose corn syrup is not only used as a sweetener but also as a preservative and stabiliser in food products to enhance and prolong their shelf life on grocery store shelves, driving profitability for the food industry.<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.cornsugar.com/">As stated</a> by the Corn Refiners Association, high fructose corn syrup, unlike sugar, drives profitability for members of the Grocery Manufacturers Association and fulfills non-food roles in the following ways:<br />• Maintains freshness in condiments<br />• Enhances fruit & spice flavors in marinades<br />• Aids in fermentation for breads and yogurts<br />• Retains moisture in breakfast bars & cereals<br />• Makes high fiber baked goods and cereals palatable<br />• Maintains consistent flavors in beverages<br />• Keeps ingredients evenly mixed in salad dressings<br /><br /><br /><em><strong><strong><em>Can sugar do that for the food industry? Not at all.</em></strong></strong></em><br />But high fructose corn syrup does a lot more for members of the Grocery Manufacturers Association. It enhances profitability, increases margins and preserves products on grocery store shelves, reducing the costs associated with the labor-intensive exercise of restocking. <em><strong><em><strong>Sugar can't do that. Mother Nature didn't design it to be that profitable.</strong></em></strong></em><br /><br /><br />But despite those differences, "sugar is sugar", claims the Corn Refiners Association.<br /><br /><br />And gas is gas, but the odors my kids emit aren't the same thing that I put into my car to get them to school. To claim that would be irresponsible, and <em><strong>to claim that high fructose corn syrup, by any name, is the same as sugar is irresponsible</strong></em>, too.<br /><br /><br />So while the industry-funded spokespeople and <a href="http://www.ajcn.org/cgi/content/full/88/6/1716S">scientists who serve as consultants</a> may promote the consumption of this product, based on industry-funded science, in an attempt to drive profitability for the members of the Corn Refiners Association who produce it, the fact of the matter is that this corn product is not being used by Kraft, Coca Cola and Wal-Mart in the products that they manufacture and sell in other developed countries, especially products marketed to children.<br /><br /><br />So while the corn industry may encourage us not to worry our little heads about their product, using chiseled "farmers" as spokespeople urging us that, after all, it's just "corn sugar" (and a few other ingredients that get spun into it in a laboratory), the reality is that co<a href="http://www.livestrong.com/corn-allergies/">rn allergies</a>, obesity and diabetes have become increasingly prevalent since its introduction twenty years ago.<br /><br /><br />And while correlation is not causation, <a href="http://news.discovery.com/earth/is-genetically-modified-corn-toxic.html">no long term human studies</a> have been conducted on the impact that the novel proteins and allergens now found in our corn are having on the health of our children. So while the corn industry may claim "no evidence of harm", as a result, American eaters might want to follow the lead of eaters in other developed countries and exercise precaution, opting out of the manufactured demand that the latest ad campaign is trying to create.<br /><br /><br />And rather than eat a product that was introduced in 1983 and engineered in a plant to drive profitability for <a href="http://www.corn.org/membercompanies.htm">Cargill, ADM and members of the Corn Refiners Association</a>, you may want to exercise precaution and opt for sugar, as its presence in the marketplace preceded the epidemics of obesity, diabetes and corn allergies that we are now seeing in our children.</blockquote><br /><br /><br />By Robyn O'Brien: Founder, AllergyKids Foundation, Author, The Unhealthy Truth<br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I believe SUV's are used to transport fat-ass children. Which is why you'll never see their mother drive a small 4 door.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-35746991398546728702010-09-04T13:11:00.002-05:002010-09-04T14:08:28.022-05:00I Lost My Damn AppetiteJust now, I was looking for a lunch and possible dinner grab. I haven't been to Chili's in a long time(Not<a href="http://complaintdepartmentmanager.blogspot.com/2009/06/more-fun-with-parking-lot-douchebags_12.html"> since I went and saw that good-for-nothing loafer Longroofer</a>). The thought was to do a to-go from Chili's...<br /><br />That is until(for God only knows what possible reason I did this) I looked at the nutritional information on the items I was eye-balling...longingly. Here's what I found from the choices I would have made. AND GODDAMMIT NO, I WASN'T GOING TO EAT THE WHOLE FUCKING THING!!! Anyway, here they are:<br /><br /><br /><strong>BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich</strong> <br />Serving Size: <em>As Served on a White Bun<br />w/ Fries, unless otherwise indicated</em><br /><br />Cal: 1250 <br />Fat(g):54 <br />Sat Fat(g): 14 <br />Sod(mg): 3320<br /><strong><br />Oldtimer® Burger</strong><br />Serving Size:<em>As Served on a White Bun <br />w/ Fries, unless otherwise indicated</em><br /><br />Cal: 1260<br />Fat(g): 62<br />Sat Fat(g): 16<br />Sod(mg): 3140<br /><br />These were 2 of my top 2 choices that I "was" thinking about. Just for the sake of argument, let's say I ate the whole damn thing. the next time I would be able to eat would be Tuesday which would be a day of "juicing". Which is a day that NOBODY wants to be your roommate, let alone friend.<br /><br />I would have enough Sodium in me alone to sue Sony for not getting permission to use the name <strong><em>Salt</em></strong> in their movie. That is unless I haven't stroked out by then. There's enough sodium here for the next snowfall, to which I would just drag my bare ass across the driveway to melt the ice. When the salt industry does it's taxes next time, it would list me as a dependent.<br /><br />Just looking at the fat content makes me sick to all 4 of my stomachs! I wouldn't know what to put on in the morning: deodorant or a honey glaze, or perhaps pineapple slices with cherries? All that fat in me could land me a part in the next filming of <em>Precious</em>.<br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I'm going to Subway.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-62112123026488771412010-08-30T09:39:00.006-05:002010-08-30T11:00:45.038-05:00I've Been Busy Clubbing Baby SealsFor the last few <del>days</del>, <del>weeks</del>, months, I have not been feeling like myself...at all. For the most part, from what I could tell, it's been 2 really distinct problems for me: "I don't know" and "I don't care". Do I know what happened? NO. Do I care? At this point...NO. One thing I do know is, be careful what you put on Facebook.<br /><br />Since my last post, I have been busy. I've been clubbing baby seals, working behind the scenes for Republicans AND Democrats, doing wet-work for both BP and WikiLeaks, while in what spare time I managed from that, sent Bristol Palin some anonymous photos of Levi(I had no idea it would go THAT far).<br /><br /><br /><br />When I first started this post, I thought it would be brief and to the point, but after I thought up the examples, scenarios, questions...DAMN! That's just WAY too much work and I ain't getting paid for it. All I really wanted to post about was "outrage" and not by me, but with everyone else.<br /><br />Bottom line is, stop being outraged about Katrina - 5 years after, Emmy's - who wore who and how they looked, restoring honor in D.C. - face it, it was nothing more than a boost to the D.C. economy and that's it. Still wonder where this is going? I'll leave you with some food for thought:<br /><br />Katrina 5 years after - Hey Brian Williams and everyone else that showed up on Meet the Press in New Orleans, nice threads! How much did those clothes set you back(or us)? By the way, you get enough TV time? Did ya milk it enough? Enjoy the air conditioned ride back home.<br /><br />Emmy's - Hey media, remember what you've been saying about cyber-bullying and how being skinny is high pressure on today's youth and we shouldn't be judged by what we have or have not? (Do I really need to explain that further?)<br /><br />Restoring honor in D.C - Yo glenn(not capitalized for a reason), when we get to God Bootcamp, will there be punch served? Also, where will we sleep? Shall we get a hotel or do we all just sleep inside a bunker that will be surrounded by flammable liquids? Oh, the folks at Staples, Office Depot and Capital Hill(you know, "the enemy") wanted to thank you for getting all those folks to D.C. to unload some cash, it was a shitty summer.<br /><br /><br />Questions?<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and selling out pays more than just sitting there stuffing your face and getting worked up.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-64363266492614889592010-03-26T15:25:00.003-05:002010-03-26T15:37:00.201-05:00What A Difference A Year MakesJust did my taxes today. I always wait 'til it's close to the deadline due to the fact that it's a pain, I have a shitload of deductions and organizing it all is a pain in the proverbial ass. <br /><br />For the past few years, I either have to pay a couple hundred bucks or get back maybe a hundred. Last year, I got the refund of just slightly over a hundred so, naturally I'm not too fired up to get maybe the same results. This year, that amount went up 10-FUCKING-FOLD...IN MY FAVOR!!! WOOOOOOOOT!!!<br /><br />Granted, the reason why it went up so much was due to the recent education credits that rolled out under this new administration. Kinda makes me think that this really is a good time to be a college student and finally not feel punished for wanting to be one.<br /><br />I'm just sayin'...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve the new tax laws...in my favor.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8096607125458467335.post-51686833088803899822010-03-18T17:59:00.002-05:002010-03-18T18:49:54.972-05:00Why Do Men Cheat?Newest celebrity gossip(as if I really give a shit): Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock. Are you kidding me??? NO WAY!!! I NEVER saw that one coming. Uh, yeah...right. If I only placed that bet, I would have won.<br /><br />Real reason I bring this up? Sure enough, I see another "sex addiction" claim coming from this douchebag. I'm sick and tired of hearing "sex addiction" for the reason why this ass hat or that other insincere douchebag Tiger Woods as for why they cheated. Want to know the REAL reason? EGO. Don't like that short answer? Fine, I'll make it more marketable and sexy, "Ego Addiction". BOO-YAH!<br /><br />From all the alleged sufferers of "sex addiction", including <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/16/winston-bennett-sex-addic_n_500970.html">this poor guy who slept with 90 women in a month</a> , nothing has made me believe that their problem was sex, but a more underlying problem with their ego. As anyone who has ever learned about psychology, there is a difference in ego and he unrestrained id. These fuckers(snicker) are full of themselves and nothing more. Not convinced?<br /><br />Take the douchebag-du-jour Jesse G. James. (1) This guy is on his third marriage already and at least one of the other 2 wives was a porn star, not sure about the first. Nevertheless, he's been married twice before already: WARNING. (2) He's now(or should I say, "for now") married to Sandra Bullock. A woman who is HIGHLY successful and his success comes from what? Reality TV and being a well-known grease monkey. Constantly, his wife's success overshadows this guy and now he realizes he has to deal with that in some way. Deflated ego...check, free time...check, available skank willing to sleep with a married has-been...check. This is just one way that the ego of a man that has no business being married needed to be stroked, remember that, one way. The others should be more obvious.<br /><br />Women cheat too, with the exception of a few cases, they cheat mainly for different reasons and it's WAY more personal. Any way you slice it, there is no "sex addiction" in any of this. These guys are at fault, PERIOD! Stop allowing these douchebags an easy way out by filling their heads with shit that lets them think that there's something else to blame and they have a "condition". It's bullshit! Someone talk me down, if you can.<br /><br /><br />I am the Complaint Department Manager and I don't approve the "sex addiction" message.The CDMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02138020218165030880noreply@blogger.com6