Monday, April 6, 2009

Bad News From EHarmony


Oh well, I tried.

9 comments:

Caspar608 said...

CERTIFIABLE.

Just like the rest of us in the mental hospital : )

newlinniche said...

Hey...don't give up hope yet! Maybe they'll accept your application over at Match.com.

Red said...

Awwww, a handsome young man like you doing online dating? Are you a pervert or something? LOL.

Just go grocery shopping at night and ask the young women browsing in the produce department for help!

Anything!

The Short (dis)Order Cook said...

ROFLMAO!!!! That's better than the classis SEX: ____ Answer: Sure, I'd love some.

I heard the folks at Eharmony are quite conservative. I guess sense of humor doesn't count.

It's Me said...

LOL....u goofball!

Michelle said...

Oh! My My! Just email them back and tell them that thats the only part of your body that will be dating. The rest will just be along for the ride!

Complaint Department Manager said...

Caspar - Expect anything less?

Newlinniche - It's just hard and frustrating being a solo act after being involved with someone for 5 years. Just throwing a pity party, party of 1.

Red - I'm a choad of a human being, not much to look at. There are times I would be embarrased if a single woman saw what kind of junk I put in my cart.

Disorder cook - One of these days, my sense of humor is going to cost me, I just know it.

Me - As I told Caspar, expect anything less?

Michelle - You actually make a good point, now only if the rest of the female populous had a similar thought process...

PAULA LARSON said...

Great News: I will accept your application!! :)

Anonymous said...

That is funny funny.Made me laugh out loud.(I am female)