Saturday, December 29, 2007
Ultimate Workout List
1. “She Sells Sanctuary” – The Cult (great starter)
2. “Lay it Down” – Ratt
3. “Mr. Scary” - Dokken
4. “Cowboys From Hell “– Pantera
5. “Walk In the Shadows” - Queensryche
6. “Stone Cold Crazy” – Metallica
7. “Shout It Out” or “Do You Like It” – Kingdom Come
8. “Tear It Down” – Def Leppard
9. “The Real Me” – W.A.S.P. (Who cover)
10. “Get the Funk Out” – Extreme
11. “Surfing With the Alien” or “Summer Song” – Joe Satriani
I chose these because they had no lull periods, riffs I'm fond of and a great variety of artists. Don't knock the list 'til you've tried it.
Now for those who want to sit on their arse and not do anything, I have compiled a list of redneck/white trash bands from the 80's that didn't take off, enjoy!
1. “Somebody Shave Me” – Cinderfella
2. “Grease Sells, Who’s Fryin’ “- Megameth
3. “Janie’s Got a Gun…Again” – Aeroshirt
4. “Time For Me to Fry” – REO Powerwagon
5. “Holdin’ Back the Beers” – Simply Redneck
6. “Skoal’s Gone” – Pall & gOates
7. “Free-Ballin’ ” – Richard Petty & The Fartbreakers
8. “Pour Some 40 Weight On Me” – Def Heffer
9. “Drink Police” – Cheap Truck
10. “I’m All Out Of Bud” – Beer Supply
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Perhaps next year, I'll talk with Santa once(and only once) about the Bunny Ranch in Vegas and maybe I'll get a Ho to go with the HO HO HO.
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Monday, December 24, 2007
This is one of my 2 dogs that I have, both Dachshunds. This just cracked me up something fierce when I was able to get this picture. She's had a lot of great photo moments, but every time I try to get my phone or camera to take a picture, she's catches on and ruins the pose. This was indeed a rare moment, the dog has super powers of hearing, I'm convinced.
Kinda looks like radar, ay?
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Some one I know told me that she was asked to come in to work at Walmart around midnight on Christmas Day. They did this to her last year and they tried to do it again this year. When she said no, they decided to call her in on her day off a few days after Christmas. She is normally off on Wednesdays and Thursdays so they shorted her a day that week, afterall, they didn't want her to miss out on "holiday pay." Does anybody want to take this time to report a Scrooge?
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Friday, December 7, 2007
I know these things have been out for a while, but it just finally sunk in. So, is it me or do these things look a bit...mmmmm, not right? I actually had to get one of these for my niece for Christmas and when I put this damn thing in my cart, I instantly felt like Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC was going to pop out and start asking me a bunch of awkward questions. I know this is what she wants, but damn!
Far be it for me to say this, but if these things were twice their normal size, they'd be in an adult bookstore (the one pictured is 2ft tall). I actually read on the box that it was for ages 4 and up. What the deuce, man! This is soft porn for pedophiles. I can't be alone in thinking this, can I?
Thursday, December 6, 2007
And who can for get about this one too:
This always seemed to work for me as a kid, I hope it still does now. I'll make it a point to watch these every day along with the others phases I have planned.
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
I'll start by slowly weening myself from the nasty attitude I have toward the holiday season with a scene from my favorite Christmas film "Scrooge". I can't help it, this song makes me smile.">
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Oh, how I can't stand the Manning brothers. Let me count the ways, one, two...FUMBLE!!! Seriously, even when they win they're annoying and equally boring to watch. I am so sick of the Manning's and the whining...my 5 year old nephew whines less they they do. I still can't believe that Peyton didn't choke on the way to the Lombardi trophy. Also, a 50 year old condom will give you more protection than the Giant's offensive line (I'd like to use a smaller font when stating "offensive line" just to show how impotent they are).
Ya know, if Cher was a man, she'd be Peyton Manning. He even sounds like a male Cher. Why all the Manning hate fest? Three reasons: (1)Because I can, (2) Because it's damn funny and (3) Because I'm not alone! (End Rant)
Saturday, December 1, 2007
Friday, November 23, 2007
Okay, I called it. I always enjoy thumbing through the ads every year for this event and I must say, this year sucked!!! I found only one thing that was really a "killer deal" and I flipped on the news this morning to find out (via live reporting) that the damn thing sold out in minutes. Mind you that I would never fight the crowds for one item, that's just crazy talk. If I had to pick a winner for the best deals, I'd have to pick Home Depot.
I also took note that retailers are opening their doors even earlier than last year. What's next, doors open at 12:01? The earlier hours indicates to me that they also believe that this was going to be a crappy Black Friday and are trying to comp for it. For proving my point, I submit the following evidence: China, oil prices and extremely low consumer confidence that has been going on all year long. It's sad really, the only thing I have to look forward to today is finishing an Economics report and watching football. Retailers, this year, you were really, really bad.
As it stands, the above picture is also what I think about Black Friday this year.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
When the conversation starts to tank this Thanksgiving, you can play this song in your head and it will make you smile. This was the first thing that came to my mind when a conversation started about how family conversation taking a wrong turn at the gathering.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
While I was finally finishing up my endless list of errands, I happen across this 'tard. The only thing that would make it funnier is if I knew for certain that the driver was blond and had big boobs(hooray for stereotypes!). It never ceases to amaze me how desperate, lazy and stupid people are.
Now that I'm thinking of it, there hasn't been a time when I have gone to Cheddar's and seen similar acts of 'tardation. You know what I'm talking about, the guy with the dually truck that parks at an angle or just parks down the middle of two spaces because he/she doesn't have the parking graces to get it in the single slot (Que Beavis and Butthead) uh-huh-huh, I said "slot".
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Yes, nauseating pun, I know. Here's my problem, has anyone ever got these rolls to go? This Thanksgiving, Lambert's will have their Black Friday 2 days earlier. Every year I see the price of a dozen rolls at this place go higher and higher. It wasn't even a few years ago they were charging less than $3 a dozen. Would you like to know how much they are charging this year? I called them today out of curiosity to see how much they increased over last year, try $4.99. No joke, 5 bucks for a dozen rolls!?!?! And no doubt, lazy and well off households will be lined up to buy them. I would love for at least one year the residents of this area to give them a big "Piss off!" and not buy any.
Hey Lambert's, your rolls are good, I'm not ever going to knock that, but your price is bullshit! I know you're in buisness to make money, but DAMN!
Friday, November 9, 2007
Sunday, November 4, 2007
I first want to say that Kansas is doing a phenomenal job, but DAMN! Your coach has more chins than a Chinese phonebook and he's a breath away from...a breath. There's overweight...and then there's overweight. I'm sure the KU fans want to see you coach for a few more years, at least let them believe you can get there. When the catch phrase around campus is "Our Coach Can Eat Your Coach" it's time to do something, Mark. C'mon, your on camera and you can't use the excuse that it adds 'X' amount of pounds.
Saturday, November 3, 2007
NOT! I am getting so sick of getting these stupid emails on an hourly basis, that I might stage a cou in Nigeria just to get this shit to stop. It shouldn't take much, I'll just distract them with a food drop then have my small army of PMSing women take over there capitol building, should take about an hour/hour and a half. This all depends on how many women I can scrounge up and how much chocolate I can get my hands on.
The way I figure it, I have won enough lotteries to pay of the national debt 2 times over. It seems that the more I report it as spam, the more I get, hmmmm...Has anyone else been getting pelted with this crap in mass, lately?
By the way, I'm feeling bloated and unattractive today...no, really.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
I already had an eyeful of this during Spring and Summer. I don't want to see it this year coming up. I'm not a big ladies' fashion expert, but I am a man and as a man...you look pregnant! If you are single/married and don't want guys hitting on you, I don't see any other reason to buy these "boob drapes." It doesn't make you look cute, it makes you look knocked up. A chauvinist comment, I know, but at least I'm being honest. Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks like this.
This reminds me of the time I had a friend who was pregnant and was bonding with another pregnant woman she met in line at checkout. She was being cute when describing how she got pregnant by saying, " I don't know how it happened, I guess it's just something in the air." My response, without missing a beat, "Yeah, your ankles."
Once again this idiot is getting more attention thanks to the Today Show(...and me too, damn it). He and his parents , during the interview this morning had the audacity to say that he wasn't a trouble maker...WHAT?!?!? This jagoff is known for his "attention getting" stunts as I mentioned in an earlier post. I said it once and I'll say it again, he deserved it. Quite honestly, I'd like to see him get it again because I don't believe he is sorry for the incident. I DO believe he is sorry that it led to him getting the taser, but not sorry for his actions. In the words (album title) of the once cool Metallica, "Ride the Lightning", BEYOTCH!!!
Monday, October 29, 2007
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Friday, October 26, 2007
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
I'm not one for being anal on parking, but this is just stupid. I don't know what the excuse would be for this, but I'm sure it's as dumb as the parking job. These 2 jerkweeds seriously need parallel parking instruction. Evidently, I wasn't the only one who thought this was dumb either. After I took the picture, some people walked by and just shook their heads. I sure hope they aren't on scholarships.
Friday, October 12, 2007
Again, I'm not going political...I'm just saying that the more attention this "person" gets, the more it reminds me of my first and only homosexual thought which was saying that I once said she was attractive....I will now go hang my head in shame. The rest of you can have at this, do your worst.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Update: I just got a senior citizen discount on a hearing aid...must...remain...calm...
Update #2: The Senior Resource Center says that I have substantial death benefits...I can think of only one right now, and that is I would not get offers for senior citizens in the mail anymore! I hope when these people die, they smoke a terd in hell for giving me this kind of grief. I'm done updating.
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
I've had this for a while and after watching it again, thought I'd share it. It's been a few weeks since the passing of Colin McRae, this is the sport that WAS Colin McRae. Linkin Park's "In the End" is the music that really makes this video great, even though I'm not a big Linkin Park fan. Enjoy!
Sunday, September 30, 2007
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Saturday, August 4, 2007
Okay, new rule...the next time you see a parent taking the 'passive' approach, the next closest and non-related adult, must take charge and take the child out of the store with the parent and bitch slap the parent with the child watching. Oh yeah, the offending parent must also give up what ever cash they have on them to the adult who had to take charge to compensate for the inconvenience. Just joking, of course...sort of.
Friday, August 3, 2007
The thought had occurred to me that this is not just in the media but with normal everyday conversations that people have. I have found that I am somewhat guilty of this behavior too. Did I learn this by being exposed to rude reporters and unconsciously adapt this into my everyday communication skills? Every once in a while I will catch a show like "Meet the Press" and the like, and they show footage from 'back in the day'. I don't see the same style of Q&A as I see now. I know there are time constraints, but is that a good enough excuse for this disturbing trend? If there is another reason why these people have chosen this new and inconsiderate way of communication, I'd like to hear it.
Thursday, August 2, 2007
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Sunday, July 29, 2007
You now hear about how presciption medication cases and news stories are springing up all over the place..,gee, I wonder why? I know that companies have a right to advertise, but where is the accountability?
I'm sure there are more people, besides me, who are tired of seeing and hearing about some poor schmuck's E.D. problem. How 'bout them genital warts? I used to think that watching a "Summer's Eve" or "Vagasil" commercial was uncomfortable. Is there anything that I've missed? Share your feelings with the group.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Whether you realize it or not, most servers have a good memory and will remember you the next time you come in. If any of you have seen the movie, "Waiting" you know where I'm going with this. I have always been a good to very good tipper and I do get remembered by servers. They sometimes get into arguements as to who will wait on me and that actually is kinda cool. So, for those of you who wait tables, Id really like to hear you .02 worth on this subject, don't hold back, this is a great time to let others know how you feel.
-Complaint Department Manager