Wednesday, September 26, 2007

DAMN HACKERS!!!

Okay, now I'm really pissed! Some fuctard hacker busted into my account on ebay and started trying to pawn his crap using my handle. The one consolation I have is that ebay was all over this like a wet t-shirt. They locked the account down and notified all the parties who were going to be victims...let's just say the jagoff was busy and was getting lots of response. Evidently, this whole thing originated out of Spain. How do you say in Spanish, "Keep your grubby little dick beaters off my shit!" Anyway, I must credit ebay with being so swift about getting this straightened out in such a short amont of time. The biggest problem was going through all the places I had accounts with and changing my password...that really sucked prong!

5 comments:

Michelle said...

I'm sorry for your trouble, but I have to say, I really enjoyed reading that! It reminded me of that funny orbit gum commercial.

you son of a biscuit eating bulldog!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpjojQea7Lw

Complaint Department Manager said...

Just so everybody knows, I have a huge amount of patience. However, after reading the vast number of emails from ebay, that cut the fuse to the very quick. When I get mad, my mouth is a loaded weapon and I'm not afraid to use it. I've been known to create new words depending on the situation.

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Complaint Department Manager said...

(I'm still laughing as I type this)
I don't understand a word of what this is, but if that's how you say, "Keep your grubby...." I'll just pass...I'm still laughing.

complain away said...

i'm laughing so hard i can barely breathe. This is the best page of comments ever.