Wednesday, April 8, 2009
I Tried to Make Some Money While in Chicago
Lombard to be more specific. I forgot that I still had these damn pictures as I tried to pocket some reward money for finding that damn bird. I happened to find this poster on a utility pole right by the Metra train station and soon after seeing this I made a discovery. All I can say is that my senses were really keen that day and just so happen to do a bit of short detective work and actually found the missing bird, Ozzie.
Now, as you can see by the photo above, the sign said NOTHING about whether or not this bird was to be found dead or alive. HOWEVER, Ozzie's owner didn't happen to find my detective work/picture amusing at all as you can see here how I found poor Ozzie:
As you can see Ozzie passed on, expired and gone to seek its maker, has ceased to be(not resting), perished, has pleading demised(and not pining), run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible, is no more, this is a late Ozzie or an ex-Ozzie (if you will). Look, I'm just sayin' that since no stipulations of whether or not Ozzie was to be found dead or alive, I think a little appreciation and some cash wasn't too much to ask for in solving this not-so-groovy mystery. If I had a nail and hammer I would have nailed it to the pole.
I'm the Complaint Department Manager and this post has ceased to be.