Thursday, January 14, 2010

Pat Roberton Is A Sack of Shit!!!

Normally, I would say something like, "Pat Robertson, have you lost your damn mind?!?!". But in this case, I don't find that......appropriate enough. How did I come to this distasteful conclusion? See for yourselves:

This is just ONE of the many reasons I don't go for organized religion. No offense to those who do subscribe in the faith of their choosing, it's just me. So, I'll put this in terms that sack of shit Pat Robertson can understand and relate to:

Just like Falwell, I hope this sack of shit leaves this earth soon so he can go smoke his turd in hell where he belongs. Hey Pat, when you get to hell, tell Falwell I said...."HA, TOLD YA SO, DOUCHEBAG!"

Pat, you sack of shit, you and those like you ought to be beaten within an inch of death, allow you to get better, then get beaten within an inch of death YET again. (To those of you reading this now, No, I will not switch to decaf. Don't bother asking that or anything remotely similar, I'm on a good ranting roll here.) I hope that when your time comes, you get to take that other piece of shit Hagee with you. In the words of Mr. Garrison, "You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!"

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this message calling Pat Robertson a "sack of shit".

EDIT: Jenn, here's a top 10 of some of this shit bag's famous "words of encouragement":

10. "Lord, give us righteous judges who will not try to legislate and dominate this society. Take control, Lord! We ask for additional vacancies on the court." –Pat Robertson

9. "Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history." –Pat Robertson

8. "I would warn Orlando that you're right in the way of some serious hurricanes, and I don't think I'd be waving those flags in God's face if I were you, This is not a message of hate -- this is a message of redemption. But a condition like this will bring about the destruction of your nation. It'll bring about terrorist bombs; it'll bring earthquakes, tornadoes, and possibly a meteor." –Pat Robertson, on "gay days" at Disneyworld

7. "(T)he feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." –Pat Robertson

6. "I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period." –Pat Robertson

5. "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don't wonder why he hasn't helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I'm not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that's the case, don't ask for his help because he might not be there." --Pat Robertson, after the city of Dover, Pennsylvania voted to boot the current school board, which instituted an intelligent design policy that led to a federal trial

4. "God considers this land to be his. You read the Bible and he says 'This is my land,' and for any prime minister of Israel who decides he is going to carve it up and give it away, God says, 'No, this is mine.' ... He was dividing God's land. And I would say, 'Woe unto any prime minister of Israel who takes a similar course to appease the E.U., the United Nations, or the United States of America.' God says, 'This land belongs to me. You better leave it alone.'" --Pat Robertson, on why Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon suffered a massive stroke

3. "Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up" –Pat Robertson, on nuking the State Department

2. "You know, I don't know about this doctrine of assassination, but if he thinks we're trying to assassinate him, I think that we really ought to go ahead and do it. It's a whole lot cheaper than starting a war ... We have the ability to take him out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability. We don't need another $200 billion war to get rid of one, you know, strong-arm dictator. It's a whole lot easier to have some of the covert operatives do the job and then get it over with." –Pat Robertson, calling for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez

1. "It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." –Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010

Bottom line: I have a problem with this bag of shit and those like him and those that follow him. I can't digest what he calls religion, mainly because it isn't REAL religion. He's just a few clicks away from calling a Christian Jihad. If for some reason what he said just had to be said, he has NO call in saying it, none. May he rest in pieces...soon.


Jenn said...

He made a jack ass statement however do we over look the rough diamond he also stated? "this may be a blessing in disguise" meaning they have a chance to build a new from the rubble and the AID that is coming in. You have to admit that 100m from the USA alone would be enough to rebuild the shanty towns that fell apart if the money was not misappropriated by their corrupt government. They could also use this time of need to revolt against this government like they did against France in the 1800 per se Devil Deal.

Jerry Critter said...


Jenn - WTF?!? Are you saying that the violent death of possibly 100,000 or more men, women, and children is a "blessing in disguise" because it will bring in enough money to rebuild shanty towns???

Are you out of your fucking mind?

Tell me I am misinterpreting your statement.

dr sardonicus said...

Or you could just read this.

The Haitians had to make a deal, all right. I leave it for others to decide if the French are Satan.

Jenn said...

Your a humanitarian and I respect that I live with Dr. S (comment below yours)and he is the king of democrats and humanitarians.

The point I am making is clear cut. We can't help ourselves but we will run out and fund a flailing nation.

What about the 6 people that froze to death here in Tennessee last week?

What about the (same) Earthquake that registered near an 8 on R/S that hit NORTHERN California in the same time frame? I am more worried about the potential damage to the glorious Sequoias in YOUR backyard than over a nation that won't help itself.

But we can't see the damage to the Eco-system that may or may not contribute to global warming (or even allow for more smog and less ozone pollutants in LA)b?c 50,000 confirmed dead in Haiti.

You my friend should be concerned about the earthquake in your back yard as your not to far from the fault line yourself. I lived there for 15 years. I have a great love for California and her safety, Govenator protection or not. e:wink.

See, there are too many special interest groups in America for us to see beyond the end of our noses. This is why we are next to Haiti and flailing ourselves.

XOXO CDM, we don't have to always agree hun.

Jenn said...

PS Jerry

I am a psychology major so, Yes, I am out of my Fucking mind.

Jerry Critter said...

Thanks Jenn for your reply (and visit).

One, I think we can do more than one thing at a time. The fact that we have our own problems does not mean we should ignore the rest of the world. If, in fact, we were to ignore the rest of the world, I would rather withhold bombing them instead of withholding aid.

I agree, there are many people in our own country that need help. Lack of health care, alone, is killing about 45,000 people a year. That is one the same scale as the Haiti earthquake, except it is spread out over a year.

The California earthquake a few days ago was significantly less than the Haitian earthquake -- 6.5 vs 7.0 or about 1/6 the strength. The governor has declared a state of emergency for the area and damage is expected to top $28 million. Injuries were minimal, only one serious injury. The problems associated with the CA earthquake are insignificant relative to Haiti, and are being taken care of.

Also, I don't see Haiti aid as funding a failing nation. I see it as helping a people who have been devastated by a natural disaster.

Jenn said...

is California still bankrupt? Just trying to figure where 28 million will come from.

Jerry Critter said...

California is not bankrupt.

Complaint Department Manager said...

Jenn - no worries, we can agree to disagree on this, you're still cool with me. Glad to see doc hasn't completely broke down just yet. Be sure to knock the dust off him every once in a while.

My best to the both of you, I envy your bliss.