Thursday, October 16, 2008

I Think I'm Going To Be Sick

BEFORE
AFTER...DAMN!!!

Brad Sciullo of Uniontown, Pa. took out this monstrosity of a burger in just under 5 hours! It would take me just under 5 days. And here I thought I was hot shit for killing a half gallon tub of Blue Bell Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream...just to watch it die. I am currently in training(yes, training) to take on the Vermonster in Branson's new Ben & Jerry's location. I have been known for being able to inhale food in vast quantities, but after seeing this....DAMN! I can only equate this with that of a guy asking his girlfriend "THAT" question. I'm not sure if I'll "measure up" to doing something even remotely like this in my life, DAMN!!!

I feel so small right now.

15 comments:

Kim said...

I'm feeling ill just thinking about eating that.

Coby said...

Holy Shit!!!!! Now thats a friggin burger!

tysgirl said...

Gross

theangryengraver said...

Holy Shit!! 5 hours it took him? Give me a couple days maybe

Darius T. Williams said...

Yea, that's a big ass burger.

LOL @ you feeling small.

It's okay little man - lol.

*runs for cover*

Complaint Department Manager said...

AE - Welcome back AE!!!

Darius - FUCKER!!!

California Girl said...

I got bloated and grossed out just reading this. Yuck!

JennyLu said...

i wonder how much that thing weighed. WOW. I went into gastromical distress just looking at that post.

Complaint Department Manager said...

20.2 lbs!!! DAMN!!!

Chatterness said...

hell no.......

i like burgers...but that's one frigging big burger...

quesy...ewww...puke!

Caspar608 said...

he probably shit his spleen out every thirty minutes eating that monstrosity that could have provided sustinence to a small third world country for three days.

Notice his crazy ass is holding the plate in front of his stomach afterwards.

Emiline said...

OH gross! No way could I do that.

Jack said...

Fat Jack is in awe.

Sunny Anderson said...

omg, i've seen that burger before ... in my dreeeeams! lol ... so i wonder if you get to order a burger like that medium rare and if so, who figures out the cook time?

Complaint Department Manager said...

Chatti - You should have seen what I tried to eat over at Fuddrucker's.

Caspar - Word!

Emiline - Lambert's ought to make a challenge like that. Guarantee that no one would want seconds.

Fat Jack - You were in awe, I was in a diabetic coma.

Sunny - Now THAT is cookin' for real. How about turnin' that bad boy over? So glad you stop by my humble blog, welcome to the party!