Wednesday, March 25, 2009

More Fun With Parking Lot Douchebags...Chicago Style

If you notice in this picture, this douchebag had the means of starting an accident. I almost rammed into this dipshit while trying to find a parking spot. Good thing I was paying attention. If you locals take notice, this probably doesn't look like anything you will find in or around the Springfield area. That's because it isn't. I took this at a parking garage in downtown Chi-town. I had to park here to get to the Hershey store across the way. I got a tip on this joint while talking to a Chicago cop.

I would like to take this time right now to extend an apology to the people of Chicago as I always thought of them as assholes. The whole time I was there, I ran into the nicest people. From cops to CTA bus drivers to "L" drivers, they were all out of the way friendly and it really struck a cord with me, seriously. HOWEVER, there was a certain Chicago native(who will go nameless for now) that didn't show their self and thus I am obligated to give them shit over it. You know who you are, feel free to chime in.

I'm tired as I've been been driving down Route 66 all the way from Chicago.

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this...oh, piss on it, good night!

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