Friday, March 5, 2010
DO NOT PUSH ME!!!
Got your attention, didn't it? I found this amusing while going about my business flying around in the Stinger Missile today.
Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I got behind a dump truck and said to myself, "SELF! Do you think this guy would mind if I gave him a little nudge?" I know the Stinger Missile could take it, but...you know, I'm feeling a bit frisky. I'll push that bastard myself...uphill...BOTH WAYS! I gots that kind of skrempf.
Just so you know, dump beds are actually not as strong as they look, they tend to get warped and with the right touch in the right spot, can easily screw up the hydraulics. So, on second thought, I better not show off my mad skrempf as I wouldn't want to screw up a perfectly good dump truck just to prove a point. Sorry, ladies.
I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this shameless self promotion of my skrempf.