Got your attention, didn't it? I found this amusing while going about my business flying around in the Stinger Missile today.
Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I got behind a dump truck and said to myself, "SELF! Do you think this guy would mind if I gave him a little nudge?" I know the Stinger Missile could take it, but...you know, I'm feeling a bit frisky. I'll push that bastard myself...uphill...BOTH WAYS! I gots that kind of skrempf.
Just so you know, dump beds are actually not as strong as they look, they tend to get warped and with the right touch in the right spot, can easily screw up the hydraulics. So, on second thought, I better not show off my mad skrempf as I wouldn't want to screw up a perfectly good dump truck just to prove a point. Sorry, ladies.
I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this shameless self promotion of my skrempf.
4 comments:
cdm,
I was about to write something but the killer dog scared me!
Oh yeah, Do Not Push-I drive a 73 Bug so am not able to intimidate a lot of people on the road. Maybe bicyclists. And really leaning on a VW horn pretty much just causes ridicule.
I actually did have a little street cred for awhile till I put on a new fender and painted it.
Dents and primer all the way around can intimidate the other drivers. That and a muffler that should've been replaced around 1979.
I drive a set of 1948 feet. I never get the opportinity to take out my road rage. ;-)
I think I saw that same damn truck when I left the neighborhood recently.
Now I have a name for this asshole that drives 4 miles an hour whenever I'm behind him.
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