Monday, March 10, 2008
Piss on Chevrolet!
I was looking on Chevy's website as I was simply curious to see what the numbers were on the new Chevy Malibu Hybrid. First, the numbers(price or mileage) weren't that great. Then I tried to build one to see at least what I would be able to create. The result: Optional packages and equipment are: an engine block heater and.............well dip me in mustard and call me hot dog, there AREN'T any other options or packages available! Is Chevy deliberately trying to set this car up for failure so they can say the public at large clearly doesn't want a hybrid? Sounds like another one of Chevy's ploys at screwing with the public's interest(remember the EV-1?) on alternative fuel autos. Who the hell wants a car with no options? No packages? Not a damn thing!?!? This makes as much sense as Eliot Spitzer trying to make a booty call tonight. By the way Eliot, next time you wanna cruise for a piece of ass, get Bill Clinton to show ya how it's done, dumbass!