Saturday, March 1, 2008
Why MTV Sucks And So Does Anyone Who Watches It.
I caught sight of an article about Tila Tequila and, of course, how she's a talentless hack. Want a shot at love with Tila? You better get a shot of penicillin while you're at it. Honestly, if MTV wanted to show how a token Asian sells her soul, they should have shown Julie Chen's wedding photos and had it wrapped up in 15 minutes...or less. This whole thing got me to thinking about how bad MTV sucks. After all, who watches MTV anymore? People who have no life? Wankers who spank the monkey to anime porn? Who knows and who cares? MTV has been tanking for a long time in the ratings because they keep pushing the envelope on the "shock" factor and once it gets old they keep finding some new shit to sling on you, literally. This whole reality TV thing has got to go. Every time I change the channel there's yet another reality TV show on and it is slowly dropping my IQ for just a moment of witnessing such a fuctasrophe.
I wonder who is to really blame for all of this? Should Les Garland have stuck around to make sure that what he built didn't get turned to jizz pile (and I mean that literally as well)? He left as "The Real World"(aka the real source of the shit) started and took off. Let's be real, this whole soft porn/Girls Gone Wild side of MTV is old...WAY OLD!!! If you're a fan boy (or girl) of this kind of shit, do me and the rest of the actual world a favor and get a fucking life! I hate MTV for totally fucking up a good thing that was working and now they're seeing the results of it. The sorry ass excuse of network doesn't even show videos any more, so what does the "M" stand for now? Moron? Actually, I believe it to be Marketing, because that is all that it is now, a marketing sham and those stupid and weak willed enough will follow its mundane beat right off the cliff with the rest of the mentally masturbating lemmings.
This is what I get for clicking on a Tila Tequila sucks article. FUCK YOU MTV!!!