Saturday, August 16, 2008

Offensive Campaign Resumes

I don't know why sportscasters keep coming back to the Brett Favre story, but it's getting on my damn nerves. So, I decided to kill 2 birds with one stone. First, I don't know if any of you people remember, but I really have a fondness for despising Jets fans, THEY'RE ANNOYING!!! I find them to be just as annoying as Jeff Gordon fans and as distasteful as seeing a hickey on a hemorrhoid. Now, without any further or due, here's a summary of what will happen ti Brett Favre's career in New York as well as what the Jets' season will look like:

I had a better looking "FAIL" logo, but it seemed too nice, so I went with a crappy spray paint graffiti look instead. I'll end this with a Jet's cheer and by the way, it isn't chanted, J-E-T-S...JETS!!! it's:

J-E-R-K-S...JERKS!!!

16 comments:

mama biscuit said...

I was born and raised in WI and even I'm sick of hearing about Favre.

Darius T. Williams said...

Um, so I don't know a thing about sports - lol.

Józef Jan Hughes said...

I was born and raised in WI and even I'm sick of hearing about Favre.

Anonymous said...

Who?

I don't know much about sports, really. Oh well.

dr sardonicus said...

Funny, I didn't know there was such a thing as Jets fans, and I even lived for a year in South Florida, which is virtually a suburb of NYC.

I agree - by midseason Favre will be wishing he had gone on and retired. I don't think Favre was figuring on things turning out this way. He was hoping the Packers would release him so he could sign with the Vikings, but I don't know where he got the idea that the Packers would let him go to a division rival that easily.

Nikki @ NikSnacks said...

There isn't anything going on in sports right now, except for the Olympics and sports news is just really slow. Don't worry, my man. They'll be busy talking about something else very soon. I'm sure.

LOL@ drsardonicus. I thought South Florida was North Cuba? Well, maybe that's just Miami proper...

mama biscuit said...

WTF. The comment right below Darius t. Williams is exactly like mine?

One Man’s Opinion said...

I'm with Darious. I don't know a thing about sports. However, "hickey on a hemorrhoid"? Yeah, that's not a cute look.

dr sardonicus said...

Nikki: I spent most of my time in Broward and Palm Beach counties, where the Cubano influence isn't as pronounced as it is in Dade County.

Józef Jan Hughes said...

Tysgirl, it's a pleasure to encounter a fellow Cheesehead. I was born in Racine and grew up in the south suburbs of Milwaukee. And I am sick to death of hearing about Favre... as is the rest of my family, all of whom are still up in WI.

Coby said...

Being a cowboy fan first and a Patriots fan second all I can say is.......put some icy hot on crybaby, whining, undecisive, john deere driving mummy Brett's Jockstrap and deny him a shower!
Burn Baby Burn!

mama biscuit said...

To the strange blue creature whose name I can't read.

Sorry, since your comment was an exact duplicate of mine, I thought maybe you were some sort of spammer. I'm a retired Cheesehead. Since moving to the south 14 years ago I've become more of a SEC fan.

Either way, the Favre thing has grown painfully old. You'd think he'd be embarrassed.

Anonymous said...

I am strictly down with THE NY GIANTS as far as football is concerned.

I could give a fat babys bottom about any other tram besides the GIANTS, THE YANKEES and any team my kids play on....

Józef Jan Hughes said...

Tygirl, my heraldic animal is the Blue Aardvark (he used to be a cartoon) and my name is spelled out in Cyrillic so the local Gannett rag won't try to swoop on my stuff and use it as free content. I notice from your profile that you now live in my wife's home state - where even the mullets and mullettes fly the burnt orange flag over their trailers.

mama biscuit said...

Blaze orange, not burnt orange.

The Short (dis)Order Cook said...

I'm married to a Jets fan, so I apologize if he's ever been a jerk to you. He is really a great guy who loves horses and puppies and always eats my cooking. (I think Patriots and Red Sox fans are the most obnoxious sports fans out there - I hate sports and will root against any NE team just to piss off their fans)

I'm surprised he's so optimistic about the team taking on an over-the-hill flake join his team, but he's optimistic.