Friday, December 19, 2008

ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

I posted sometime ago about these people from Arkansas. She finally had #18. I may start a pool on where they'll draw the line. Right now, I say it will be 20. Any takers?

How does this woman's uterus stay in? With all the stretch marks, I'm sure there are parts of her body that will look like a topographical map of the Serengeti. China called, they said "Enough already!" I'm sure most of Utah will want to fit this brood with some magic underwear. By the way, is it the LDS church or the LSD church? Think about it. Normally, I have called Suburbans "Mormon Wagons", however, I now submit "The Duggar Speed Wagon":(compliments of Jim Lee)

This is the only way they'll be ever to get this bunch in one vehicle that doesn't involve an R.V. Here are the kids and they're "rank":
Joshua 20
Jana 18
John-David 18
Jill, 17
Jessa 16
Jinger 14
Joseph 13
Josiah 12
Joy-Anna 11
Jeremiah 9
Jedidiah 9
Jason 8
James 7
Justin 6
Jackson 4
Johannah 3
Jennifer 1
and now Jordyn-Grace

JESUS!!!

7 comments:

Todd and Jillian Newlin said...

I went back and read your original post....these people ARE fucked up (pun intended). I don't think that bus will fit them all, I think they'll have to skip the short bus plan and go for the regular size one...those usually have a capacity of around 70- so that's where I'm betting if you do start the pool.
And also, I had no idea all their names started with J?? Holy Shit! What's up with Jinger? That's not even a real word, they were totally stretching on that one!!!
~Jillian~

Kim said...

I tell ya, her body is a clown car!

JennyLu said...

LOL, Hey did you notice who is 1? Jennifer is #1, awww thanks for the compliment CDM... I think I favor being #1
Hee Hee
Jenny (#1)

Darius T. Williams said...

Yea, I saw this on the news this morning...hilarious, right?

The Short (dis)Order Cook said...

These people are nutballs. I sometimes question if all of these kids are really hers. Maybe the father has a woman on the side or is fathering kids on his daughters. Who knows what goes on behind closed doors? Everyone tells me that as long as the kids are happy and healthy, I should reserve comment. Well, how do I know the kids are happy and healthy? What is happening off camera? No one knows for sure.

If these people don't want to be ridiculed for having this many kids with stupid names, then they shouldn't be flaunting themselves on TV and on the internet!

JL said...

They have definitely taken the "go forth and multiply" thing just a bit too far.

Tore up crazy. Probably literally, in poor Mrs. Duggar's case...

Busplunge said...

heh, heh, BytheNumbers name is John David too. Heh, heh.

His brother is the 8th kid out of ten.

18 kids, wow.