Wednesday, January 21, 2009

FOOOOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!! I NEED A VACATION!!!

...and now i have one. Only problem is that it is 6 months away, WHUUUUUUUUUTTT????
But at least I now have something to look forward to in June. I'll be jetting off to Orlando, FL. a favorite hangout that I haven't seen since exactly 9/11, which is where I was when that all went down. I figured it was about time. I actually had a choice between this and a cruise with Skid Row, Firehouse, Trixter and L.A. Guns(yes, I thought this was funny too) but opted for Florida. I have even gone so far as making reservations At Emeril's:

I also plan on hitting Bahama Breeze. I need some amusement and so, Disneyworld here I come! I just hope there isn't anymore of the 2+ hour wait shit for a damn coaster ride. Behold the reaction I gave when I saw a 140 min wait for the Aerosmith ride:

Yes, that is my ugly ass in all its glory...I'm not sure if was drunk or slightly buzzing at this time. This was back when me and my liver weren't on speaking terms.

Anyway, I'll be down there June 6-12, if you want to be where the action is, start making plans. Longroofer, my apologies as I have no intentions of bringing back that sand I ganked from Ponce Inlet.

6 comments:

Kim said...

Ok, now...it's only 4.5 months from now...NOT 6! You don't have that much longer until vacation! :-)

Secondly, use the FASTPASS for EVERY RIDE! It takes a bit of thought, but you'll get on the coaster without waiting in line. What you do is get to the park and go right to the fast pass area. Put in your ticket and it will spit a ticket out with you telling you to come back at a certain time, such as between 12 and 2. You then leave, go see whatever else you want to see, and then head back to the coaster at the correct time and you walk right on. It's WONDERFUL! I think you can fastpass up to 2 rides at a time. Sometimes, though, if the ride is very new or very popular, you have to make sure you get to the fastpass area of that ride VERY early. If you don't all the fastpass tickets will be gone and you'll be screwed.

You and your liver weren't on speaking terms...hehe...I used that line very recently! Nice pic!

longrooffan said...

Dude: there are two or three other options to the fastpass....bring along a young, but old enough to ride, relative who can cry at the top of a hat...if you have to wait to long have the kid start wailing away and the other potential ride goers give you their place in line just to get that kid to shut up...or just insert the face you have on you in that photo and everyone is just scared enough to let you cut in front of them. But the one that has worked best is to plan on staying til the end of the day and that last hour, the rides are virtually passenger free...all the parents are heading to the exits, worn out. Oh, and by the way, I understand there is an all points bulletin for you down Lighthouse Way so DON'T EVEN CONSIDER stealing more sand from our sand deprived beaches. CDM, Have A Blast down this way and don't forget to spend alot of money. Our economy could use the jolt. Seriously, have fun.

Kim said...

Wait, one more option...wheelchair. We were there with my parents a few years ago and my mother has trouble walking for long periods of time, so we rented a chair for her. There were a few rides that we hadn't fasspassed, and they let us right in. There was even a separate line. Doing that with The Haunted Mansion was the coolest, though...they brought us in through the back so we got to see all sorts of things that guests don't normally see! I loved it.

However, I must say...don't really use the wheelchair trick unless you or someone you are with really NEEDS a wheelchair, 'cause that would piss me off as much as it pisses me off when non-disabled people parking in parking spots for disabled people.

dr sardonicus said...

You wanna talk about DMX? That mug looks like it belongs on the wall at the post office...

It's Me said...

nice pic, cdm!!!

Red said...

awww your a cutie! See, that is why we are not going to Disney in June. We are going to Dollywood the first week of April. Been to disney, don't care for the hassel.