Saturday, September 19, 2009

Ernie Anastos: Have You Lost Your Damn Mind?



I must say up front that I'm a bit torn on this one, as I laughed myself silly after actually watching this. He actually says, "Keep fucking that chicken" ON LIVE TELEVISION.

But, Ernie, have you lost your DAMN MIND? You know damn well well you can't go around carnally violating fowls on the air, no matter how much you think it's called for. It's still undetermined whether or not Ernie still has a job or nor. I'm sure Fox 5 got a HUGE lift on ratings and attention after this, both positive and negative. And the look on the absolutely stunning Dari Alexander is PRICELESS. Check it:

She looks as if she got pinched on the ass while on the air. Sorry, but that's just DAMN funny there.

I could only imagine if say...a local weatherman, that lives not too far from me, if he said something like this on air................Yeah, I'd probably laugh myself twice as hard as this one. But still, should he loose his job over this? Before you answer that, it should be known that he's done something like this before. He says that they were all accidents, but you know...

Ah, to hell with this. Ernie, you may have lost your damn mind, but you just gave me a new catch phrase. So, by all means Ernie, keep fucking that blooper chicken.

I am the Complaint Department manager and I approve this chicken fucking.

7 comments:

Sue said...

so thats where you got the phrase, Funny stuff!!

Like your new blog colors too!

Sue said...

I once had a dog exactly like your black one, she was mean and peed in the house EVERY day, I didn't know it til I caught her one night! We gave her to the sister-in law LOL!

Scarlet said...

I couldn't access the video and haven't seen it but your post made me feel like I was there. The look on that woman's face is priceless!

Complaint Department Manager said...

You had me a bit concerned there for a second, Scarlet. I know how sometimes these videos get the plug pulled from time to time. It's still good, so I don't know what might be going on. There's a slew of them on youtube. All I did was search "Ernie Anastos" and low and behold. That alone was funny to me.

Yeah, the look on her face is one for the books.

Kim said...

I still like this one from my hometown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqrfWsC6mAw

dr sardonicus said...

I wouldn't admit in public that I watch FOX news, even the local station.

Complaint Department Manager said...

Kim - Damn, that was schizophrenic.

Doc - I agree with you in general. I have told others that it's a good idea to watch Faux News rather than MSNBC all the time. It's good to see what the opposition is up to, no matter how uncomforrable it may be.