Longroofer will be turning 50 in just a few days. I'm making this post now, as I've got a lot of stuff on my plate and I can't pass up on the opportunity to tell everyone that Longroofer is so old that he farts dust. If Longroofer keeps running into "muffin tops" he's gonna get wrinkles...or should I say MORE wrinkles. Damn dude, you couple more wrinkles with your age and your gonna look like a side of beef jerky. Longroofer's social security number just happens to be the same number in my emergency preset on the mobile phone, 9-1-1. I Hope no one steals your Mesopotamian identity, Longroofer.
In all seriousness, he's a great guy. Everyone needs to go over to his blog "
By the Numbers" and give him some shit.
I did manage to get longroofer a cake, I just don't know how I'll get it to him:
I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve of this Senior bashing.
6 comments:
Happy Birthday to Longroofer. :-)
Hey CDM...thanks for the dedicated blog post. Sure enjoy your stuff and hope that plate is big enough to hold all the stuff you got going on. And, know this is true, I will hoist a cocktail on the 29th with a Nod Of The Head to you. Thanks for letting me complain along with you.
CDM, how can you call a man of 50 OLDER than dirt?? Now I know how you REALLY feel about me!!
Happy Birthday longrooffan, any friend of smartass C is a friend of mine!
I can hear Brian Griffin singing now, dammit :)
Happy Birthday, John.
Happy Bday Longroofan!
CD... (LMAO) I almost choked on my coffee when I read your comment this morning! (LOL) I was thinking the same thing! I was wondering if any one would mention it! (LOL) That flower looked like a penis!!! (HAHAHAHAHHA) It figures that YOU would be the one to point it out! (LOL) I loved your "groin" joke! It was right on time!
xoxoxoxox
Donna M
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