Longroofer will be turning 50 in just a few days. I'm making this post now, as I've got a lot of stuff on my plate and I can't pass up on the opportunity to tell everyone that Longroofer is so old that he farts dust. If Longroofer keeps running into "muffin tops" he's gonna get wrinkles...or should I say MORE wrinkles. Damn dude, you couple more wrinkles with your age and your gonna look like a side of beef jerky. Longroofer's social security number just happens to be the same number in my emergency preset on the mobile phone, 9-1-1. I Hope no one steals your Mesopotamian identity, Longroofer.
In all seriousness, he's a great guy. Everyone needs to go over to his blog "By the Numbers" and give him some shit.
I did manage to get longroofer a cake, I just don't know how I'll get it to him:
I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve of this Senior bashing.