Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I Still Love Winter, But Ice Sucks.


The main reason why I say this is because yesterday, I did a half gainer of the top of my steps and took a shot to the small of my back, courtesy of the edge part. Sitting is a problem, but lying flat is an even bigger problem. HOWEVER, things are getting better now, I have Hydrocodone and Skelaxin(ask for them by name). I'd like to thank my connections in the M.L.B for the hookup.

This stuff is great, I cant even feel my fingers typing this out right now. This reminds me of when I was in college in '89 and on Sunday's when you couldn't buy booze in Arkansas, but you could still buy NyQuil and Sudafed. Needless to say I didn't catch a cold for years.

One should not post while high so for those of you reading this right now, do not attempt this at home, I will not be responsible for your actions...or mine for that matter.


This has been a drug induced thought from a once sober mind.

10 comments:

dr sardonicus said...

Tell Rush I said hello...

Kim said...

Oh geeez, those are some strong drugs you're taking! Hope you're feeling better soon!

Complaint Department Manager said...

Doc,

Conveyed your greetings to Rush, he returns them. He also mentioned you owe him 20 bucks for a quarter sack you and Rove split and he left his Barry White album over at your place...not sure I wanna know what that's about.

Kim,

Yes indeed they are strong and I'm feeling great even as we speak. I know I'm high because a song from Warrant came on XM and I didn't change the station. If I get any higher, I'll burn up in earth's atmosphere.

SNIDERMAN said...

When was this? I thought I saw yer ride running down Sunshine a bit before 12p today... with no swerving.

Complaint Department Manager said...

Yes, that would be me leaving MSU and heading over to pick up those wondeful pills. The free fall happened yesterday. Going to class in serious pain sucked big time, but I have an obligation to further my education and I ain't a shurker.

California Girl said...

Ooowwwweeee - thats gotta hurt. But as always, better living through chemicals! I hope you feel better really soon.

Whiner Girl said...

Just so ya know ... hydrocodone tends to cause constipation. Best start chugging the ol' prune juice now!! Just sayin' ...

Kim said...

whiner girl said: hydrocodone tends to cause constipation.

She has a point! My husband took that a while back for a tooth problem, and GEEEZ, his intestines were not happy! :-o Get those prunes out!

Complaint Department Manager said...

No shit? You're shittin' me?

I believe I'll be fine, I'll be getting off these things soon. My back is doing better, however, I did develop a crick in my neck. Just can't seem to get a break.

Jason said...

Sorry to hear you took the tumble, man. Being on the DL isn't easy but I'm sure your friends at M.L.B can hook you back up if you run out.