Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Mopeds/Scooters Still Aren't Cool!


What was that joke about how riding a moped is like riding a...well anyway, I've been seeing this scooter around campus for a while along with others sporting decals like you see in the photo. Stealth? I don't think so. There ain't nothing stealth about a scooter other than wishing you had stealth capabilty when seen riding one. I've seen othe decals on scooters like, "MVP" or "Future Champion". If I ever had a scooter and it had those decals on it, the last thing I would feel like is an MVP or a champion of any sort. Truth be told, I was almost in a position to sue those silly bastards for forcing me to piss myself from laughing so hard, it really caught me at the right time and no pain meds were involved. If you are going to own a scooter, keep the cool and edgy decals off of them. The least these stickers could be is realistic. For example, have it say, "Please don't sneeze or fart near me so I don't fall over" or "Please refrain from putting baseball cards in the spokes". How about this one, "Stand clear from the trimmer line" or "This Scooter didn't get indicted".

I think that's enough fun for now. VROOOOM VRRROOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

17 comments:

Kim said...

Around here those are called 'drunkmobiles' because people tend to drive them after they've lost their license for driving while drunk. Don't need a license to drive a scooter!

dr sardonicus said...

Ever see Quadrophenia?

Busplunge said...

With oil at over $100 a barrel, it just cost me $93.00 to fill up the suburban and it still had a little less than a quarter of a tank left.

I can't afford to not look stupid driving my Malagutti scooter that gets 65-75 mpg

Complaint Department Manager said...

Kim - I guess a "DWI on Board" sticker would suffice.

Doc - No I haven't, I guess the producers liked The Who.

BP - Tell me, did you buy a motorcycle after you sold it? If you did you get kudos and what are you doing with a bus AND a Mormon wagon? Retirement ain't gonna last that much longer in this economy, dude. By the way, you wanna talk Porsche sometime, lets do it. I had a friend that had a '69 912E and man, what a weekend killer that thing was, they're the only cars I had fun working on.

Busplunge said...

My 40th birthday present: red Porsche 911. Favorite road was Hiway 7 in Arkansas. Once went down hwy5 after it was freshly blacktopped south of Ava, got it up to 145 when the testosterone kicked out. 70 felt like walking. I'll put a picture up on offbeat.

dr sardonicus said...

One thing about the Mods, they made riding a scooter look cool.

Kim said...

See, the gas prices are why I drive a bug!

Of course, we also have a Tundra, but I guess they cancel each other out, gas mileage wise!

My bug is so obnoxious, I love it! It's bright yellow and the interior lights are purple. The hubcaps are yellow, the seats are black and yellow, and I have yellow flowers in it. What's even funnier is when I drive that cutsie, obnoxiously colored car with the windows down and the sunroof open, while wearing my black leather biker jacket and blasting Ozzy. I get awfully weird looks. I love it. ;-)

Complaint Department Manager said...

Kim, is that bug TDI? If it is I am in serious envy, 50MPG on those things.

Kim said...

It's a Turbo, but it's not TDI. I wish it were!

Anonymous said...

To the person talking shit about the decals on these scooters your just mad that you didnt come up with these scooters if you could sell shit that carried some stupid name you would. now shut the fuck up and do something else with your life.

Complaint Department Manager said...

And to the retard that does know that it's "you're" not "your", go back to school ya 'tard, also you know that you have to capitalize after a period, right? Dumbass. By being anonymous, YOU'RE also a coward.

I just checked, yep, the stickers are still "ghey" and so are you.

joey said...

To the fucking idiot that payed attention to my writing who gives a fuck its not like im filling out a resume dumbass.Im trying to get a message out to a fucking retard(you)to get a life you fucking pussy I bet I make way more money doing what im doing in a year than you would in your whole fucking life.

joey said...

And one more thing one thing ive learned people that call people gay are actually gay there goddamn self and I bet my wife looks way better than any fucking tramp you ever had(or any guy you ever had)

Complaint Department Manager said...

This is hysterical. It looks like I got called out by a 10 year-old.

First off, if you're so smart and rich(what-fucking-ever), you'd have your thought(s?) organized and not have been so wound up to come back here YET again.

Second, according to your own logic, by calling me a pussy means you are one yourself and since you attacked my personal life, you must bag plenty of hags. Sorry, but I think more of myself to be the hag-bagger you must be. Since you keep focusing on the gay thing, you might be cruising for a piece of ass, so sorry, not interested, I don't swing that way. I appreciate the interest though. Your logic, remember that.

Lastly, picking a fight on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, doesn't matter if you win or lose, you're still retarded.

joey said...

Well I guess I was wrong,I just felt like bitching.I dont really give a shit about a fucking scooter with bullshit stickers.I think those chineese bastards are retards more than anyone.So I apologize for whatever I said cool!

Complaint Department Manager said...

Well joey, if ya feel better then it's all good. No harm, no foul. The whole reason I started this blog was to bitch. It's okay to express your point, just ease back a bit if you disagree, but by all means be honest. Even though you were a tad...pissed(?) it was honest emotion. By the way the Chinese ain't all bad, I'm just sayin'...

Your man enough to apologize, so it's all good. Your welcome back at anytime, of course.

kippercat123 said...

please read about the moped problem in NC....

http://www.pbase.com/kippercat/image/151527562