Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Mopeds/Scooters Still Aren't Cool!
What was that joke about how riding a moped is like riding a...well anyway, I've been seeing this scooter around campus for a while along with others sporting decals like you see in the photo. Stealth? I don't think so. There ain't nothing stealth about a scooter other than wishing you had stealth capabilty when seen riding one. I've seen othe decals on scooters like, "MVP" or "Future Champion". If I ever had a scooter and it had those decals on it, the last thing I would feel like is an MVP or a champion of any sort. Truth be told, I was almost in a position to sue those silly bastards for forcing me to piss myself from laughing so hard, it really caught me at the right time and no pain meds were involved. If you are going to own a scooter, keep the cool and edgy decals off of them. The least these stickers could be is realistic. For example, have it say, "Please don't sneeze or fart near me so I don't fall over" or "Please refrain from putting baseball cards in the spokes". How about this one, "Stand clear from the trimmer line" or "This Scooter didn't get indicted".
I think that's enough fun for now. VROOOOM VRRROOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!