Beaver sighted in Detroit River; first in 75 years
I have now given you the ball. NOW RUN WITH IT!!! I DARE YOU!!! By the way, this headline wasn't my idea, it was the Associated Press. Uh-huh-huh, I said ASS-ociated. I hope you all enjoyed my gratuitous beaver shot above.
EDIT: I hope I don't go 75 years withou seeing beaver, damn Damn, DAMN!!!
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