Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Don't Friend Me Muddafucka!
Anyone have a MySpace or Facebook page? I recently started a Facebook page as I used it to find a friend of mine in Arizona I hadn't heard from in nearly 15 years. The one thing I learned about these sites is that in order to cruise around and check people out(for the most part) you have to "friend" them. You know, if you are actually "friends" then yeah, I see the point, but if it's just some nosey fucker I'll probably never have an actual conversation with, uh...I don't think so. I just see things that way, sue me.
Think about it, how many times have you "friended" someone and never hear from them, don't care or even like them, or you just simply regreted the "friending"? Has the thought, "I can't believe I actually friended that fucker/bitch/punk...etc" ever crossed your mind? A lot of TV shows are actually requesting that you "friend" them. So, does this mean if I friend a celebrity that they'll come over and help me move a sofa or help me lie about my whereabouts? I know I'm not the only one who feels like this.
Let alone all those people, that for some reason, I may friend and these are the same schmucks that post pictures of themselves partying and carrying on like they don't have a brain in their head. Yeah, that's my friend, the one doing the keg stand while some guy behind him looks like he's trying to...hey wait a sec, isn't that Michael Phelps??? You see what I mean? By the way, good luck on that job interview tomorrow, hope they don't Google your name you silly bastard. Remember, you're not my friend.
I am the Complaint Department Manager and I don't have an interview tomorrow.