Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Don't Friend Me Muddafucka!



Anyone have a MySpace or Facebook page? I recently started a Facebook page as I used it to find a friend of mine in Arizona I hadn't heard from in nearly 15 years. The one thing I learned about these sites is that in order to cruise around and check people out(for the most part) you have to "friend" them. You know, if you are actually "friends" then yeah, I see the point, but if it's just some nosey fucker I'll probably never have an actual conversation with, uh...I don't think so. I just see things that way, sue me.

Think about it, how many times have you "friended" someone and never hear from them, don't care or even like them, or you just simply regreted the "friending"? Has the thought, "I can't believe I actually friended that fucker/bitch/punk...etc" ever crossed your mind? A lot of TV shows are actually requesting that you "friend" them. So, does this mean if I friend a celebrity that they'll come over and help me move a sofa or help me lie about my whereabouts? I know I'm not the only one who feels like this.

Let alone all those people, that for some reason, I may friend and these are the same schmucks that post pictures of themselves partying and carrying on like they don't have a brain in their head. Yeah, that's my friend, the one doing the keg stand while some guy behind him looks like he's trying to...hey wait a sec, isn't that Michael Phelps??? You see what I mean? By the way, good luck on that job interview tomorrow, hope they don't Google your name you silly bastard. Remember, you're not my friend.


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I don't have an interview tomorrow.

14 comments:

Kim said...

Hmmmm....this sounds very much like a conversation you and I just had! And...I agree!

Sandy said...

Come on, CMD.
Can't we all just get along?

Caspar608 said...

will you marry me????

LOL.

Red said...

LOL. I had to set up a facebook account and a myspace one for my western civ class. I signed in and had over 400 friend requests and was like, when do these ppl have time?

good luck with that friend thing. I don't plan on logging back in.

JL said...

I have found people on Facebook with whom I had lost contact for 20 years. It's been great for that. But I do get really sick of people sending me virtual drinks, inviting me to participate in quizzes and other pointless applications. Now it's all I can do to stop myself from sending you a friend request! LOL!

Kim said...

I do know everyone on my facebook friends list, and almost all of them actually are friends, the exceptions being a few people from high school who I haven't talked to in ages and who really weren't my friends in high school anyway, and the girlfriend of a friend, but oh well. At least I do know everyone, and, aside from those few exceptions, they are all friends. A few of them are people who I had lost contact with but who were friends and I'm happy to be back in touch with them now.

I'm getting tired of the snowball fights, etc, too. I've stopped responding to them.

It's Me said...

I'm on facebook and love it!! haven't learned all the gadgets well yet, but i sure have found some long lost friends! email me @ dcrw8490@hotmail.com and I will give you my facebook i.d.

dr sardonicus said...

And this is why I want nothing to do with MySpace or Facebook, boys and girls.

Complaint Department Manager said...

Sandy - Would you expect any less of me?

Caspar - I see yet again, we agree on something.

Red - See, this is what I'm talkin' about. My friends are my friends and nothing less.

JL - You would be on the friend list ya silly bastard. I have no probs what-so-ever with including you...thought you knew.

Kim - That's the silliness that I was also hitting on.

Me - You should be hearing from me.

Doc - Word.

Michelle said...

I am a nosey bitch. I wanted to look at someones facebook. But I had to be invited as a friend. I did not want to be a friend. I just wanted to be nosey. THAT SUCKED!

Red said...

CDM- when are you gonna get rid of the red background? Christmas is OVER dude!

Complaint Department Manager said...

Red - Christmas, yes. Valentines Day, not yet(red&black). It goes with the music, it's a package deal. Thought you knew?

Red said...

I don't celebrate Valentines day

Emily said...

You're absolutely right. I still want to be your Facebook friend, though.