I don't think the photo does it justice, personally. I happen to be sitting in my car when I glanced over and saw this. Now if I were the driver of the red Ford, that truck would be in need of some repair when the douchebag owner came back to claim his vehicle. This is actually the first incident I have seen since this douchebag:
On an entirely separate note, I went to Lambert's Cafe yesterday. For the first time EVER, I missed one of the rolls tossed to me. The shame, the disgrace...the horror. I had a perfect catching record there, now pissed away. The roll I missed landed in a booth next to my family's within perfect eye shot of me. It sat there the whole time we were there MOCKING ME!!! Fucking smart ass roll.
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Those damn rolls - I swear they do it just to taunt you...lol! This is one of those times I really wish I coulda seen your face when it happened...too funny!
LOSER!!!!
nah, I am just playing.
It reminds me of the time my friends and I were playing running bases outside. I slid into home plate, and my knee went into a pile of dog turd. I tried to play it off because my pants were brown, but once one person noticed, the whole block noticed...the big lump of dog turd hanging off of my knee. It was dehumanizing, humiliating and quite sickening actually.
Two days later I started throwing brown bag specials at anyone who laughed at me. They weren't laughing much longer...
so I feel you about the whole roll incident.
I would have shown that roll who was boss. Get in my tummy.
It's ok, man. Shake it off. Everyone can overcome something like this. Except Chuck Knoblauch. He couldn't. He sucked more and more and more as the thought of missing kept eating away at him until he had to go back to Little League to learn to how to catch. When that didn't work, he ended up scooping sludge at a waste treatment facility.
Don't think about that while you're at Lambert's trying to catch the next one. ;)
HaHa, you can't catch! ;-) Hehe.
About that parking job...I've seen worse. At least he was on the line, not over it!
This is why I don't like Lambert's. I can't catch anything, and hate the idea of my food being thrown at me. The last time I was there, I made my father catch all the rolls and hand them to me to avoid "the shame."
You are a LOSER! I can't believe you of all people missed a roll. I'm snatching back your card - lol! I still love you.
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