Thursday, February 25, 2010

I Stand Corrected...

On the last post, I thought the email that got forwarded to me was "one of the worst/stupidest/irresponsible ones yet." Apparently, I stand corrected. Once again, the fucking retards are out of material and found something so damn stupid, that it must have been proofed and researched by a teabagger. I just wish my brother-in-law's kin would just admit that they don't like having a black president. In the words of Chris Rock: "Could ya be a man? Could ya be a fuckin' man?" Obviously, I have no problems saying what's on my mind and I'm unapologetic and shameless. Anyway, here's what those dumb fuckers sent:

Subject: What A Comparison

I think these 2 pictures make some kind of statement!!!!!!!!!!

Here is what Obama needs set up to talk to a few
school children. Not much room for kids. Still needs to have the teleprompters.
The secret service guy in back keeps eyes out for
any terrorist-type-8-year-old with tea partying parents.

Here’s what the last guy needed.

IN GOD WE TRUST. BUT NOT "OBAMA".(This is what you call christian douchebaggery)

Now, I know my brother-in-law loves his family, but....(You know, I'm really not sure where I was going with this). Anyway, I knew about this bullshit "comparison" from some time ago and it was also disproved at the same time. I guess these douchebags didn't get the memo, let alone they probably can't even spell it. To their chagrin, my brother-in-law had, once again, a response was made that pushed their noses in this pile of shit:

Not so....

That picture was for the media conference BEFORE he talked to the children. Correct picture but wrong context...

More propaganda?

Once again, I don't know how he retorts so diligently, family or not. (You can see why an invitation to the family reunion never gets to me as laughter is not an appropriate way to respond). If You have family members that are this fucking stupid and/or racist, you have my sympathies. I guess trying to get them to stop sending stupid shit like this will be about as easy as telling them that mullets and rat tails are no longer acceptable hair styles.

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I wish this part of the family would stop reproducing...I don't care how attractive their sisters/cousins are.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

You Can't Escape Redneck Kin with Access to Them There Internets

This is the kind of shit he(and me by proxy) has to put up with. The following is an email that was forwarded to him, of which he answered appropriately minus the carnal verbs that I would have personally thrown in for good measure(I'm not making this shit up):

Subject:Fw: Keep your feet off the desk!

Does this photo of President Obama in the Oval Office convey anything about his attitude and arrogance?
Would you speak with the Chief of Staff, your Chief Economics Adviser, your Senior Adviser, or anyone, with your feet up on the Resolute Desk –
a gift from Queen Victoria to President Rutherford B. Hayes in 1880?

This arrogant, immature, self-centered man has no sense of honor, or simple decency.
While this posture is disrespectful in any culture, it is not appropriate in any executive setting. Further, in over half of the cultures of the world,
it is recognized not only as disrespectful, but as an extreme insult.
He thinks of himself as a king, not as a servant of the people, humbly occupying our White House for his term in office.
Electing him was an enormous mistake and will cost us in many ways, for generations.

IN GOD WE TRUST. BUT NOT "OBAMA".(Ripped from the pages of the new "Stars and Bars" version of the bible, no doubt)

The name(s) of the retarded individual(s) responsible for sending this to my brother-in-law will be withheld as to not further damage their already stellar, christian reputation. The response to this was "tasteful" in my opinion as if it were up to me, I probably would have added more than the aforementioned carnal verbs.

What's next? A video of him leaving the bathroom without washing his hands? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!! This is just a sample of what I get to take a peak at almost on a daily basis. This was one of the worst/stupidest/irresponsible ones yet. Of course, I have more to say about this, but that would turn this into a long-ass post and I'm not fucking interested in that.

Now for my brother-in-law's response:
Real Photo, Inaccurate Description

Besides, showing soles of shoes is not "rude" in America - you know, western culture where we live. Now someone is trying to defend the customs in other parts of the world (Middle East, Thailand, Korea and some parts of Africa) which is not HALF THE WORLD.

Propping of feet might not be commonplace, but certainly inaccurate to say - NEVER done.

Just check out SNOPES that show George W. Bush and Gerald Ford doing the same damn thing!

Let's stick to the truth, if at all possible.

The name of my brother-in-law will be withheld as to not further embarrass him in regards to the actions taken by his "christian" kin.

I am the Complaint Department Manager and this is why I support abortion past the 89th trimester.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Roy Blunt is a "No Comment" Having and Hypocritical Piece of Shit!!!

Usually, Busplunge sits around waiting for his wife to come around and knock the dust of him a few times a day. HOWEVER, today the old fart sprang into some action to catch some sort of comment from that hypocritical piece of shit Roy Blunt from (shamefully)his district. Sounds reasonable, doesn't it?

Good-ole-boy Roy tried to score some points with the locals by getting $500,000 of stimulus money to fund a project at Jordan Valley. Of course, as we all know, the stimulus was a wasteful piece of legislation and Good-ole-boy Roy looked after our interests and voted "NO" to that there stimulus bill. Well, what that underhanded mother fucker DIDN'T want getting out is that he personally asked for some of that "wasteful spending" to be brought in to his district. But hey, I'm real shitty at telling(or in this case retelling) stories. Head over to the old fart's (busplunge)blog and see what hypocrisy looks like up close...and personal.

Roy Blunt, you are a back-stabbing, obstructionist, hypocritical mother-fucking piece of shit!

Love always,


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve of this "gotcha" politics. FUCK YOU, ROY!

Monday, February 15, 2010

New(?) Blogger on the Block!

SkyGirl is back from hiatus and not wasting time mincing words. Nobody loves a good shit disturbance like yours truly and if you're down with that, then you need to check out Reversing the Handbasket. If you read this post and don't check it out, then you don't just suck, you ARE suck(yes, there is a difference).

Kit Bond, you are an antiquated douchebag dejour.(I just felt like floating that out there.) That goes for your little bastard mini-me Aaron Schock as well.

P.S. Fuck you both

Love always,


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve the shilling of this new blog.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Money Ain't Everything

Here's a story that backs up something I've been saying for about 4-5 years now. Back around 12 years ago, I started making some damn good money, only problem was that it stressed me out and made me lazy in a lot of areas. For the last few years, my income got chopped in half, literally. Funny thing, I can't remember a time where I have been this content. Thus, money can't buy happiness. I'd also like to add that it makes you lazy and selfish(maybe not as a whole, but definitely in certain areas).

Enter this guy, Karl Rabeder, who sees things much like I do. He made a million dollar fortune, but it didn't make him happy, so he gave it ALL away. From the article:

"My idea is to have nothing left. Absolutely nothing," he told The Daily Telegraph. "Money is counterproductive – it prevents happiness to come."

Instead, he will move out of his luxury Alpine retreat into a small wooden hut in the mountains or a simple bedsit in Innsbruck.

His entire proceeds are going to charities he set up in Central and Latin America, but he will not even take a salary from these.

"For a long time I believed that more wealth and luxury automatically meant more happiness," he said. "I come from a very poor family where the rules were to work more to achieve more material things, and I applied this for many years," said Mr Rabeder.

But over time, he had another, conflicting feeling.

"More and more I heard the words: ‘Stop what you are doing now – all this luxury and consumerism – and start your real life’," he said. "I had the feeling I was working as a slave for things that I did not wish for or need. I have the feeling that there are lot of people doing the same thing."

I triple dog dare all you rich fat bastards to follow this guy's example. After all, it ain't socialism if it's self imposed, think about it.

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this (self imposed)redistribution of wealth.