Monday, October 29, 2007

Finally!!! A Real Woman!!!

...and the best part is, you don't have to date for 6 months before being able to give a response.


My New Favorite Commercial


This reminds me of the time hackers got into my Ebay account.
EDIT: I am not in any way promoting the company that produced this.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

I had heard about this story only in passing and got little info about it until now. Evidently a band performing on campus at Missouri State was told not to use the dreaded "F-word" while performing, they used it anyway and the performance was halted, which resulted in students protesting outside of a University Bored(spelled incorrectly on purpose) of Governors' meeting. J.T. Eberhard was the organizer of the protest and states: "Our point is that they can't start censoring everything that may be offensive to somebody." I agree and more on how much I agree a little later. The MSU President Mike Nietzel responds to the protest by saying that he had hoped that students would "exercise (their right to protest) on issues more significant than using a dirty word." I'll bet you would Nietzel and by the way, Fuck you! There's a little bit more to the story in the link provided, but you get the gist of it.
Here's my take: To me, there are just as many words I find offensive and are used sometimes on a daily basis. Words and combined words like: Tuition hikes, higher taxes, "stay the course", Patriot Act, Dubai, wiretaps, Darfur, etc... and yes, these words are offensive to me due to how they effect me financially or even aesthetically. Take this time to ask yourselves, what (to you) is offensive language? Also, compare those words to others words like what I have stated and ask which has more of an offensive background? I can tell you, there are more words to be offended by than silly curse words.

Friday, October 26, 2007

It's a Pink Nightmare!

When I first saw this, I don't know what came first, the laughter or the seizure I had. This is what happens when you cross Larry the Cable Guy with Paris Hilton and Xzibit. This also reminds me of all those trucks I see around town with the camo paint jobs, how retarded is that?
I saw one today in Branson West and by the time I thought about nabbing a picture of that shrub on wheels, I was far enough away to not give a crap anymore. What possesses people to do this kind of crap?

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

What I Did on My Summer Vacation.

Yeah, I know, summer? I didn't get a summer vacation this year due to me going to summer school. So, this past weekend I went to Kansas City and went to Worlds of Fun Amusement park during their Halloween session. I did have a great time at the park, but I unfortunately stayed at their "village". So without any further or do, here come the complaints:

1. The reservation got messed up from the get go by the call center and charged my brother-in-law the price of his cottage as well as mine. We wanted to stay an additional day before even getting there so the call center rep made 4 reservations?!?! We got package deals, so he got slapped with 4 of them because the rep was to lazy or stupid to do the reservation right.

2. Check-in was a NIGHTMARE! It took us more than 30 minutes to get checked in. I lost track of how long it actually took and started giving up on hopes of even getting in the damn place. Allegedly, they fixed the problem and me and my brother-in-law got our cottages side by side and we moved in.

3. The beds they use in those cottages are HORRIBLE!!! After leaving there, I now need a vacation from this vacation. I don't believe that I'll be staying there next year as I liked the Halloween goings on at the park, just didn't like what happened to us at the village.

4.After it was all said and done, when we got to check-out, they STILL hadn't fixed the problem. They overcharged my brother-in-law and undercharged me. We had to go and eat lunch somewhere while they sorted out the mess and it actually took them that long to straighten it out. Mind you, the people that checked us out knew what they were doing, but everyone previous to this didn't have a clue.

I plan on notifying some higher up the chain about this ordeal and I'll even tell them about this post and see how concerned they are. I did have some high points this past weekend, I went to Harrah's and came out a few hundred ahead. By the way, their buffet is awesome! The park itself was enjoyable and worth the price of admission, the village however was an absolute disaster.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

This Song is Stuck In My Head, Now It's Your Turn!

I don't even know how it happened, I can't shake it. It's crowded enough up there with all the rest of the voices.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Weather or Not.

How about not if it means having jacked up sinuses. What is the deal momma nature? I've been getting huge headaches lately with this rollercoaster weather. I mean some real scull crackers, the kind that feel as though your brain is being forced through your forehead if you lean over just a little. Anyway, I seriously hope the weather stops this insane ride 'cause I don't like it. What's next, six inches of snow tomorrow followed by a warm front giving us 90+ temps?

...and They're College Students.

I'm not one for being anal on parking, but this is just stupid. I don't know what the excuse would be for this, but I'm sure it's as dumb as the parking job. These 2 jerkweeds seriously need parallel parking instruction. Evidently, I wasn't the only one who thought this was dumb either. After I took the picture, some people walked by and just shook their heads. I sure hope they aren't on scholarships.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Ann Coulter Donny Deutsch Jews Perfected The Big Idea

Ann Coulter Donny Deutsch Jews Perfected The Big Idea

Again, I'm not going political...I'm just saying that the more attention this "person" gets, the more it reminds me of my first and only homosexual thought which was saying that I once said she was attractive....I will now go hang my head in shame. The rest of you can have at this, do your worst.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

So what does this mean?

Lately, I've been getting offers to join the AARP, life insurance for seniors and some other senior citizens group. What the hell??? I'm thirty-frickin'-six not sixty-three!!! I don't feel old, in fact, I feel the same as I did ten years ago. Hell, I still watch cartoons...of course, they're not the real kiddy type (Boondocks is my favorite). But the point is my physical and chronological clock are running like a stop watch, not a grandfather clock. When I tell people how old I am, they are usually surprised and that makes me feel great. I bought wine and beer a few months back (not a big drinker here) and didn't get carded and that made me feel not so great. I'm not that concerned at this point, but enough to be annoyed. I'll get more concerned when I wake up some morning and the first thing I do is fart dust.

Update: I just got a senior citizen discount on a hearing aid...must...remain...calm...
Update #2: The Senior Resource Center says that I have substantial death benefits...I can think of only one right now, and that is I would not get offers for senior citizens in the mail anymore! I hope when these people die, they smoke a terd in hell for giving me this kind of grief. I'm done updating.

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Can Someone Tell Me Why Chinese Buffets In Springfield Suck?

Seriously, tonight I had to make my own General Tso's Chicken. I've been to almost all of the Chinese buffet joints here and I left feeling like maybe they owed ME money. Springfield is a huge restaurant town and a test market for chains, so why the lack of quality? Every time I try a new joint that opens, I want to see it closed. I feel like the next time I get a fortune cookie it will say, "Sorry Charles, got screwed again...Your lucky numbers are 666 and 13." Springfield needs help and I'm running out of hope.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

I'm Going To Try Something New...

On Thursday nights, a lot of comedy clubs have open mic. I'm going to do that here. Call it a suggestion box as well. If there's anything that anyone wants to complain about, this is the place for it. Anything goes, tell me what you don't like about me if you want, the mic is now open. (Ring the bell)

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Something Besides A Complaint

I've had this for a while and after watching it again, thought I'd share it. It's been a few weeks since the passing of Colin McRae, this is the sport that WAS Colin McRae. Linkin Park's "In the End" is the music that really makes this video great, even though I'm not a big Linkin Park fan. Enjoy!

How Much Would You Pay To Be an Idiot?

How many times have you bought something, only to have it go on sale within a week? Apparently, Apple violated "price discrimination laws" when they chopped the price of the IPhone $200 inside 2 months of the debut. Part of the reason is that Apple wanted to stop making the 4GB model and start making the 8GB model. The way I see it, if you wanted it so badly that you were willing to stand in line for hours/days or whatever, you're buying the privilege to be the first to own one. Were these people happy when they walked out the door with there new piece of crap, Yes, there's proof everywhere when the news showed these geeks, literally geeking out and waiving it in front of the cameras and to other people who didn't have one. You bought the right to do that jerk-offs, enjoy! The big difference between you and a smart phone is that it may have Intel inside, you don't. I couldn't give 2 craps what it really has. What surprises me is that Apple caved in and gave a credit to these dorks, all who pissed and moaned got $100 credit for their efforts. One other question, $1 million damage? Did I miss something? Lets see, $200...$1,000,000 seems close enough, what's the other $999,800 for, buying a clue?