Since my last post, I have been busy. I've been clubbing baby seals, working behind the scenes for Republicans AND Democrats, doing wet-work for both BP and WikiLeaks, while in what spare time I managed from that, sent Bristol Palin some anonymous photos of Levi(I had no idea it would go THAT far).
When I first started this post, I thought it would be brief and to the point, but after I thought up the examples, scenarios, questions...DAMN! That's just WAY too much work and I ain't getting paid for it. All I really wanted to post about was "outrage" and not by me, but with everyone else.
Bottom line is, stop being outraged about Katrina - 5 years after, Emmy's - who wore who and how they looked, restoring honor in D.C. - face it, it was nothing more than a boost to the D.C. economy and that's it. Still wonder where this is going? I'll leave you with some food for thought:
Katrina 5 years after - Hey Brian Williams and everyone else that showed up on Meet the Press in New Orleans, nice threads! How much did those clothes set you back(or us)? By the way, you get enough TV time? Did ya milk it enough? Enjoy the air conditioned ride back home.
Emmy's - Hey media, remember what you've been saying about cyber-bullying and how being skinny is high pressure on today's youth and we shouldn't be judged by what we have or have not? (Do I really need to explain that further?)
Restoring honor in D.C - Yo glenn(not capitalized for a reason), when we get to God Bootcamp, will there be punch served? Also, where will we sleep? Shall we get a hotel or do we all just sleep inside a bunker that will be surrounded by flammable liquids? Oh, the folks at Staples, Office Depot and Capital Hill(you know, "the enemy") wanted to thank you for getting all those folks to D.C. to unload some cash, it was a shitty summer.
Questions?
I am the Complaint Department Manager and selling out pays more than just sitting there stuffing your face and getting worked up.
