Ann Coulter Donny Deutsch Jews Perfected The Big Idea

Ann Coulter Donny Deutsch Jews Perfected The Big Idea

Again, I'm not going political...I'm just saying that the more attention this "person" gets, the more it reminds me of my first and only homosexual thought which was saying that I once said she was attractive....I will now go hang my head in shame. The rest of you can have at this, do your worst.

So what does this mean?

Lately, I've been getting offers to join the AARP, life insurance for seniors and some other senior citizens group. What the hell??? I'm thirty-frickin'-six not sixty-three!!! I don't feel old, in fact, I feel the same as I did ten years ago. Hell, I still watch cartoons...of course, they're not the real kiddy type (Boondocks is my favorite). But the point is my physical and chronological clock are running like a stop watch, not a grandfather clock. When I tell people how old I am, they are usually surprised and that makes me feel great. I bought wine and beer a few months back (not a big drinker here) and didn't get carded and that made me feel not so great. I'm not that concerned at this point, but enough to be annoyed. I'll get more concerned when I wake up some morning and the first thing I do is fart dust.

Update: I just got a senior citizen discount on a hearing aid...must...remain...calm...
Update #2: The Senior Resource Center says that I have substantial death benefits...I can think of only one right now, and that is I would not get offers for senior citizens in the mail anymore! I hope when these people die, they smoke a terd in hell for giving me this kind of grief. I'm done updating.

Can Someone Tell Me Why Chinese Buffets In Springfield Suck?

Seriously, tonight I had to make my own General Tso's Chicken. I've been to almost all of the Chinese buffet joints here and I left feeling like maybe they owed ME money. Springfield is a huge restaurant town and a test market for chains, so why the lack of quality? Every time I try a new joint that opens, I want to see it closed. I feel like the next time I get a fortune cookie it will say, "Sorry Charles, got screwed again...Your lucky numbers are 666 and 13." Springfield needs help and I'm running out of hope.

I'm Going To Try Something New...

On Thursday nights, a lot of comedy clubs have open mic. I'm going to do that here. Call it a suggestion box as well. If there's anything that anyone wants to complain about, this is the place for it. Anything goes, tell me what you don't like about me if you want, the mic is now open. (Ring the bell)

Something Besides A Complaint

I've had this for a while and after watching it again, thought I'd share it. It's been a few weeks since the passing of Colin McRae, this is the sport that WAS Colin McRae. Linkin Park's "In the End" is the music that really makes this video great, even though I'm not a big Linkin Park fan. Enjoy!

How Much Would You Pay To Be an Idiot?

How many times have you bought something, only to have it go on sale within a week? Apparently, Apple violated "price discrimination laws" when they chopped the price of the IPhone $200 inside 2 months of the debut. Part of the reason is that Apple wanted to stop making the 4GB model and start making the 8GB model. The way I see it, if you wanted it so badly that you were willing to stand in line for hours/days or whatever, you're buying the privilege to be the first to own one. Were these people happy when they walked out the door with there new piece of crap, er...phone? Yes, there's proof everywhere when the news showed these geeks, literally geeking out and waiving it in front of the cameras and to other people who didn't have one. You bought the right to do that jerk-offs, enjoy! The big difference between you and a smart phone is that it may have Intel inside, you don't. I couldn't give 2 craps what it really has. What surprises me is that Apple caved in and gave a credit to these dorks, all who pissed and moaned got $100 credit for their efforts. One other question, $1 million damage? Did I miss something? Lets see, $200...$1,000,000 seems close enough, what's the other $999,800 for, buying a clue?