Westboro Church Should Be Burnt To the Ground!!!

Preferably, with the pastor in it!

You know, I'm all for free speech, but this goes BEYOND human decency. There are things in life you just don't do and that includes making an ass of yourself at a funeral...regardless if you know that person or not!

The Westboro dominion of Hell has decided to protest at Elizabeth Edwards funeral Saturday. By the way, that link goes to Faux News and their reporting of this despicable act. Most people are egregiously offended by their actions(that goes for Westboro church as well). What my angle on this is, what do people"Christians" who hate Liberals so much think about this protest? Kinda makes ya think a bit, don't it?(me, speaking in their vernacular...and will continue to do so)

I'm going to tell you something, I NEVER LIKED THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! I'd feel the same even if they protested the funeral of "the fallen one" Cheney(God forbid anything happens to his Darthness, of course).

In the words of Mr. Garrison, " You go to Hell Mr.Phelps! You go to Hell and you DIE!". Of course, this also goes for those dumb flockers in you realm of Hell that hold those signs.

I digress. I am MOST displeased with these....(whatever the Hell you want to call these people). I DO NOT APPROVE!!!


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I just want to say one last time, "YOU GO TO HELL, MR. PHELPS! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!!!"

What REALLY Goes On In the Mind of A Tea Party "Christian"

Okay, by now, you have all been seeing (slowly) how a tea party "Christian" handles himself. Well, guess what? Got another email. So what was on the mind of our responsible, family values, tea party "Christian"? Take a look for yourself as this is what I got in its entirety:

EDIT: Keep in mind, where he begins, he's addressing what I told him as the definition of "Liberal" was "open-minded".

"Open minded, now there's a concept. Let's give every dick sucking, clit liking, illegal alien, black, white, yellow or green anything they want without working for it or paying into it. Not from the dollars that I've worked hard for. There is a limit to the dues owed to Caesar. I believe that being a conservative will outlive liberal thoughts and ideas from now on. I believe that working for something is proper, I believe that living in this country is something that must be earned. Which by the way, I was born here. The believe that my twenty years of service means something and others like me. I believe that if you don't like our country, that is oh by the way based on Christian values and beliefs go back to where you come from. Oh let's take care of every stray that wonders into our country, bull shit! Many have come to this country and earned their citizenship, not slithered across or under the border. That's a slap in the face to those who did it right. Many of those immigrants came to this country and have served honorable and died for the freedoms that we Christain based types believe in. I'll never call myself a perfect person, but the morals that I was raised with have served me well. So, as I give a final sign off keep this in mind you liberal son of bitch. We that believe this a great country founded on solid values that apparently many voters believe in. You keep your beliefs and may they serve you well, but my belief is that they will let you down. Enjoy paying for all those liberal programs, but as for me and mine we'll keep up the good fight. By the way, I didn't catch the number of years that you served this country. I believe that had you spent some time in uniform, you might see things from a different light. Eat shit and die you liberal bastard."

Now, forget about what "I" learned. What did any of you reading this learn? Do I really need to comment on this? I'll let you guys run with that. Knock yourselves out. This was probably the most honest moment this guy had in quite a while.


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I just made an honest man out of this "Christian".

The Tea Bagger Douche Strikes Again!!!

Hey, remember way back when, say...4 days ago? Remember how that douchebag sent his final reply because he was "done" with me? Well, since that last exchange, I am proud to say I let it go...but he didn't. He didn't make a reply on top of his little temper tantrum, oh no. Instead, he has decided to include me in on his mass email list that sends out sourceless information and rants about our current President, Muslims and a combination of both.

It then occurred to me that when you get into an exchange with someone and you say you are "done talking with them", the least you could do is leave them alone seeing as how you can no longer make an intelligible retort on that or ANY similar subject. But not this dipshit, oh HELL no. I guess he thought(and I use that term VERY loosely) that he was going to edjookate(*snicker*) me Tea Party style.

He sent me about 4 emails(still have this drivel) and finally I had enough. Instead of going through each and every single email with a response, I decided to pick one and give a sort of unified reply. It went exactly like this(link provided was to address his "take back America" rant):

"So much for you being “done”. If you know how to read a newspaper, these guys were responsible for the temporary election results(not as if you care):

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/12/03/AR2010120306995.html?hpid=topnews

“grass roots” indeed. This tea party uses a silver set. You guys got played, I still can’t stop laughing at this one. The least you could do is embrace your prejudices, racial and religious intolerance.

By the way, those other emails you sent look like they were put together by a 10 year-old."

So, what more things did I learn about this idiot without a village? One, he clearly likes to call "time out" then pawn me off on his dad when he runs out of shit to throw at me, then take his ball and go home. Two, when anyone receives idiotic emails from stupid bastards like this, they are most likely ones without any sources to be found(let alone the fact they are riddled with bad grammar and tons of misspellings...that's bad coming from me). Nothing but baseless rambling. Three, these 'tards have no idea just how prejudiced, homophobic and not to mention racially and religiously intolerant they are. Seriously, they are THAT oblivious! Finally, four, even though they are quickly outwitted and exposed, NEVER underestimate the power of their belligerence, ignorance and hatred. They have absolutely no conscience, nor shame.

LISTEN UP TEA PARTY BASTARDS! If you are ANYTHING like the person I have had the misfortune of dealing with recently, the absolute LEAST you can do is just come out say you don't like anything that isn't the following: White, Christian and English speaking ONLY! Embrace your prejudices! At least this way, it will be the ONLY thing honest you will be able to contribute to the rather short conversation.


By the way, anyone who has my email address and would like to see the ramblings of an idiot, let me know, I will forward them to you.



I am the Complaint Department Manager and I'm tired of correcting these idiots.

What A Conversation With An Idiot Tea Party Douche Will Get You

Pretty much an overwhelming urge to bang your head against the wall.

Has anyone ever got one of those emails that was sent to a lot of people you know and don't know? Ever seen someone unable to contain themselves and do a "reply to all"? Well, I'm one of those and I learned,(yet again) you can't talk to these people or in their terms, "You can't fix stupid". So, I'll try to be brief as I hate making long-ass posts.

The email I received was one that wound up coming to the conclusion that President Obama DID NOT inherit such a vast deficit as we are all led to believe and it was the Dems fault for the huge amount of debt since the year 2007.

Of course, I called, "BULLSHIT" on this and sent an appropriate link to information that would clear up their "fuzzy math" and convenient memory. I also included a quote from Mary Matlin(former advisor to Darth Cheney and wife of James Carville) who stated on Meet the Press, "Republicans spent like drunken sailors on shore leave".

This got the attention of the douche in question and elicited this response(in it's unedited entirety):

"I'll stick with the non-socialist, non - muslim and non - liberal Republicans myself. Can't support welfare for illegals, can't support gays in any form and can't support a man that has never served his country either America or Africa or wherever the hell he is from. Oh, by the way, most of the voters in the recent election may think like me."

At this point, I wanted this douche to get comfortable with his bigotry, so I only responded to parts of his rant. You'll see why later. So I responded with:

"Only thing is, the turnout for that election was down significantly, so your numbers will be a bit minuscule. So now your working with a fraction of a fraction. Chances are most of them will lose faith in the same people they just elected, so that fraction will undoubtedly get smaller. Despite the socialist amusement, who is this “muslim” you are talking about?

Oh, I suppose you don’t or didn’t support Palin(the traitor), Cheney or G.W.(the deserter) then?"

As predicted he became a little more out of his Klan shell and spewed out this nonsense:

"I forget that morons do still exist in this world. I guess we'll see in two more years about my numbers thing. Mean time those of us who served this country for what it really stands for will continue to fight for what is right while the liberal weenies out there continue to support idiots like the democrats that have controlled D.C. since when? Oh yeah since the second year of Ws first term. I guess you'll have to explain the traitor and deserter thing. Oh, the muslim Bam Bam in office right now. You know, the guy who can't prove he's a citizen of the U.S., has no experience and supports his muslim brothers and daddy!!!!!!!!! Bows to foreign leaders and apologizes for this country."

Now, I'm at the point where I realize for certain this dipshit is not rational. So, I decided to agitate further with this:

"You’re a birther? Interesting, very interesting. Sarah Palin IS a traitor as she spoke to the Alaskan Independence Party’s conference in ’08 telling them to “keep up the good work”. If there is a state that wants to succeed from this country, that makes them traitors and that goes for that mentally defective Rick Perry as well. Also, gw had went missing during Vietnam and still has yet to give a consistent story about it. I guess that makes him just as much of a coward as Cheney.

From what I remember, GOP had the House til ’06 and had BOTH from ’04-“06. So majority control over house AND presidency from 2000-2006. With that in mind there’s PLENTY of blame to go around. Especially since w’s last term in office, the republican majority “spent like drunk sailors on leave”(quote from Mary Matlin – former Cheney counselor). At least she admitted things were their fault…and she was actually there for it.

I just think it is absolutely hysterical that even before he officially took office, Obama was getting railroaded by bigots and haters. However, you seem to embrace your prejudice. I don’t exactly agree with your personal philosophy, at least you’re consistent. That’s more than I can say for those who deny their prejudices when it’s clear they’re just in denial."

Was I being an ass? Perhaps...fuck it, yes, I was. At this point he could no longer contain his inner bigot and tea party doucheness by giving the following display of brilliance: (After 2 sentences, he thought it would be a good idea to get his daddy involved in the equation by adding him to the reply.)

"I believe that each state has the right to tell the government to shove it up there *&^%. Your a waste of sperm and I'm done with you. -Break- Dad, I don't know how I got this idiot on any emails, but I'm done with him. You'll get more from mixing words with a fencepost. These are the kind of people that have brought this country down. The tea party folks may see that a revolution could very well take our country back from idiots like this."

This is what happens when you try to talk to one of these idiots. Lesson learned...again. Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be tea partiers(?). If that idiot does wind up reading this for some reason, just remember, you started it, I just finished it while you took your ball and went home.


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I obviously went on longer than I want to.

Kanye West Declared "Douche For Life"

Seriously Kanye, you have got to be the biggest douchebag walking the earth. I've seen criminal defense attorneys with more honesty and sincerity than you.
Folks, this comes as a result of Kanye stopping one of his shows so he can vent about how everyone is out to make him look "stupider" than he actually is(seriously, he used the word "stupider").


He apologizes to Taylor Swift via Twitter(wow, that wreaks of sincerity there) in September then(I guess) does something that I can only imagine as a "takeback" while pissing and moaning on stage...FOR 10 FUCKING MINUTES!!! Only your fans would be dumb enough to sit(or stand) through another one of your bitch rants. This now makes for a new level of stupidity when you can be called a fan of Kanye.


Getting back to the "stupider" reference, this is an actual quote from our lord and douchebag Kanye, "Because of the popularity of me they exploited that to make you watch the interview," he said, "and make you feel that he was stupider than ever to think that a rapper's comments could be his lowest moment.".
You can't make this shit up people, mainly because given enough time, Kanye will do it. Can any of us agree that this dumb fuck's career is finally over? What self-respecting person would financially support this douchebag's music career?
IDEA: Next time you see someone making an absolute DAMN fool of themselves, tell them to stop being a Kanye. This is how we should remember this damn fool in the years to come, as a joke...and a "stupider" idiot.


What...a...douche!!!


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I never supported this douchebag(and never will).

Sarah Palin: America's Favorite Girl *snicker*

Just a little reminder everyone, this is a woman who takes pride in "America". Cracker, PLEASE! She's about as real as Joan River's face, an Oral Roberts degree or Bristol Palin's vow of chastity.

I still think it's absolutely fucking HILARIOUS that people are still fooled by this opportunistic fraud...and idiot(DAMN YOU, KATIE COURIC AND YOUR SNEAK ATTACK QUESTIONS!!!).

The Alaskan Independence Party had her speak just MONTHS before running for Vice-Pres. These are the same people that want Alaska to succeed from the U.S. In other words, they're traitors!(and so is Rick Perry for that matter). They were founded by a traitor named Joe Vogler who said, "I'm an Alaskan, not an American. I've got no use for America or her damned institutions". Folks, words like that from a liberal or progressive would call for an immediate and swift prosecution from high strung conservatives and be labeled a traitor throughout the entire process.

So, where does this put our darling Alaskan princess in the eyes of America? Definitely not anywhere near a tear duct(unless you're a whiny bitch named Boehner), that's for damn sure.

Why am I doing this now? First, because I can. Second, because it's true. Third, I prefer to kick somebody when they're down, it's the best time and opportunity. The opportunity in question? It seems as though the ditsy bitch's show is starting on the decline...already. I guess people found out she's got about as much content as a term paper on the accomplishments of Nixon. Fourth and finally, there was a line in the movie Spiderman that I absolutely LOVE(No, not that "responsibility" one), "The only thing people want to see more than a hero succeed is to watch one fail!" She's already losing favor among republicans as a whole and wouldn't win against Obama anyway.

So, to all who think this woman is their hero, she's about to fail and I'm loving every bit of it. Pass the popcorn. Oh, by the way, how's that Tea Party hopey-changey stuff workin' for ya?



I'm the Complaint Department Manager and I don't approve of crying over stupid shit.

Don't be "THAT" Douchebag!!!

See this douchebag in the red car? He's one of those asshats who JUST HAVE to get through that intersection so he doesn't have to wait, even if it means blocking traffic going the other way as seen here. We've all seen this before, hell...you may just know or might actually be one of these fuckers. My advice, don't be.

I blew my horn and pointed right at him and he never even looked anywhere other than forward. It he appears to have committed to that action as well. This douchebag KNEW he wasn't going to make it, but that wasn't about to deter him from showing us all just how much more important HIS progress is even if it meant impeding ours.

As you can see from the first photo, the light eventually went from green to yellow. In this photo we see this dipshit didn't make it and at this point, he could have had the decency to fall on his sword a bit and turn left away from traffic, BUT NO! The fucker just had to keep the belligerence alive.

Anyway, let this be a lesson to all of us. The people around me were laughing and smiling...not at him, but me as they saw me whip out the camera as they must have understood that this was going to be on the Complaint Department later...and they were right.

Bottom line: Don't be "THAT" douchebag!



I am the Complaint Department Manager and my windshield needs cleaning.