Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Faith Vs. Science: Why It is So Important

No need for me to lecture, just observe, if you will:
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Now, let me put this into proper perspective in today's climate and struggle for power:



I'm just sayin'...



I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve an open mind as to a closed one.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Southwest Missouri Liberals and Progressives: It's Time to Organize

To anyone in the parts of Southwest Missouri that considers themselves a Liberal, Progressive or even possibly a left-leaning Moderate to get your voice heard and to spread the word.

Don't get me wrong, this is not an attempt to get people to hear a "Preach to the choir" discussion or a way to hear typical dialogue coming from the media echo chamber. No, there are actually people who want to talk Progressive values without resorting to violent outbursts or the need to show up with semi-automatic weapons.

The idea is to discuss ideas, problems and solutions. When those of you who can identify with those of us who are sick of the antiquated mindset of the backwoods logic that has these people turned against their own interests, you owe it to yourself and those who think like you to give this group a try.

For those of you who homophobic, racist, religiously intolerant and stupid enough to back solidly the legislators that are against YOUR interests and you are too stupid to know it, that last sentence was meant for you.

Progressives, it's time to Meetup. You can take that first step by joining us at:

Progressives of Southwest Missouri

If you don't want to join up, it is okay, but remember this, when you get pissed off at these backwoods throwbacks and you feel like no one will listen to you(and you will), you had an opportunity to not be alone and you said, "Pass".


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this message.

Friday, January 14, 2011

10 Famous Villains Who Were Right All Along

Cracked Magazine recently published an article that actually had "9 Famous Movie Villains Who Were Right All Along". Seems to me that they forgot about Willem Dafoe's quote from Spiderman that is my ABSOLUTE FAVORITE:

"The only thing people love to see more than a hero succeed is to watch one fail."


I mean, how fucking cool is that??? Not to mention, the fact that it is SO TRUE! Given today's voyeuristic taste of the TV watcher, you have to admit that this should have been on that list. What can I say, I am just that damn cool.

EDIT: By the way, did Spiderman ever listen to Dafoe? Fuck, NO! And look what happened, Dafoe gets killed off for trying to set his ass straight and Maguire went on to make 2 more Spiderman movies, each one getting progressively worse than the last. Where's the fucking justice???


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this addition.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Just One of MANY Reasons Why Glenn Beck Is As Dangerous As He Is Irresponsible

Recently, there have been a gathering of Progressives in my neck of the woods. This gathering was started by Jim Evans and recently, he submitted something to me and I feel like sharing his thought over the ever-thoughtless Glenn Beck.

I can't even fathom how Glenn Beck actually buys into his own bullshit. Seriously, I don't. I believe he's taken a cue from Rupert Murdoch in just pandering to those who are willing to buy it.

Anyway, here's what Jim submitted to me and right now, I feel like sharing:

Glenn Beck recently said "I don't trust scientists."

Science - is an enterprise that uses mathematics and logic to build and organize verifiable data to form testable explanations and predictions about the natural world.

I have watched Beck use his blackboard and props to craft absurd fantasies.

Perception - is the process of attaining awareness or understanding of sensory information.

Glenn denies the scientific method and instead bases his perception of the world on fallacy, misinformation, and superstition.

He and his followers are lost in a self-fabricated alternate universe. On their island:

1. Evolution is not real.
2. Corporations are living breathing persons.
3. Zygotes are people.
4. Homosexuality is a behavior not an identity.
5. There is an inexhaustible supply of fossil energy.
6. Carbon dioxide is not a greenhouse gas.
7. Poverty, hunger, and disease are because those people are lazy or made the wrong religious choice.
8. The others are evil, suspect, and maybe terrorists.


What we need right now are people who are willing to think and not just watch as some video dipshit dictates to us while we buy into his pseudo-logic and gold bouillon.

Glenn Beck is a fucking disgrace and hazard to common sense, morality and dignity as he has none of these things...and never will.



I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve Jim's message.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

That Ain't Right!!!


I haven't done this in quite a while, so I'm doing it now for the last time this year. Some of you already know what to do, but for those of you who don't, I will elaborate. This is more or less an open thread, but you get the opportunity to say what's pissed you off in the last week or so. Say it here and leave it here, maybe you'll feel better.

So, family staying with you recently getting on your last damn nerve? Tell us all how it wasn't right. Just a little food for thought.

I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this last post of the year.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Happy Holidays!!!



Yeah. that's right, "Happy Holidays". I am so damn sick of people trying to correct me when I want to do something so simple and courteous like wish them a great holiday season. Seriously folks, if you have a bitch about people that want to say "happy Holidays" over the simple "Merry Christmas" then I have some mistletoe hanging right above my ass, right over the crack with your name on it!

Besides, I do have my reasons for saying that. So, when some holiday douche dejour corrects me, I ask them, "So, you don't want me to wish you a Happy New Year at the same time?" Yep, "Happy Holidays" covers New Year's as well. But my reason is because I know there are other holidays out there that some may observe that I may or may not be aware that they might have an interest in BESIDES Christmas. You have Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, Winter Solstice...DAMN, lets throw in the new Festivus in there as well, shall we?

A TRUE person of goodwill will want their fellow patrons of the rock that we live on a happy holiday, REGARDLESS of their religious/non-religious designation. Is there a war on Christmas? Grow up, no and there never was. There IS however, an uprising of people who are forcing their beliefs on us because they STILL believe that this is a "Christian nation"...uh, no, it's not and know your history. This country was explored by settlers that want religious freedom from the oppressive Church of England. In other words, freedom FROM religion.

Bottom line, this post was to address the people who look at this holiday season as being NOTHING but about Christmas. So, tell me something you "chosen ones", You really think this being selfish like that is the Christian way to be? Think about it.


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this "holiday" message.

Friday, December 17, 2010

Poll Results: COMPROMISE!!!

Just to show just how cool and benevolent I am, I will attempt to make ALL parties happy. That's right I said, "attempt". I can't help myself, I just like making everyone happy whenever possible, it's what makes me so freakin' cool! By the way, have I ever mentioned that I am humble? I am NOT afraid to show how humble I am, no effort is too great.

So, this whole exchange with the idiot known as "Ferry" will come to a close as I have decided to send all his future correspondence to the spam folder. However, I wasn't going to let this go without a parting shot in the spirit of Christmas. Everyone, I give you...THE END:

Ferry,

Seeing as how you have made it known on 2 occasions that you wanted me to "Shut up and go away!!!!!!!!!", which is your way of saying you have nothing intelligent to respond with other than out of date conjecture, I am getting into the Christmas spirit and have decided to give you 2 gifts. I'll elaborate about how silly your tactics are at the end.

Gift #1: You will no longer be hearing from me and I will actually be a man of my word, unlike you. From here on out, anything you send me will go straight to the spam folder. You've made it clear that you know nothing but childish antics and inbred thoughts. There is a reason for that. What is it? That leads me to gift #2.

Gift #2: I'm going to give you the gift of why you lose every time you face an intellectual, it's your "anger". Every time you can't answer a question with something other than a cheap insult or limp threat, you lose the argument every time. It's laughable...pathetic, but laughable.

So, I'm sure you'll respond to this(because you just can't help yourself) and when you do, it will go into the spam folder and it won't be seen or heard from again. I'm setting the folder to purge in a week, then I'm going to make it every day. The reason is because initially, I want to see the number in my spam content go up and every time, I'll know it's you further proving my point...each...and...every...single...time. I'm going to look at that number and smile, then laugh because you are that dense.


Merry Christmas, Ferry!(See how silly that is?)


So, now we have all seen another post on this idiot, yet also have seen it come to a close, thus the "attempt" to make everyone happy. I have made the most of the effort in the poll and passed the savings on to you.


I am the Complaint Department Manager and I don't want you to be a "Ferry".