Thursday, January 31, 2008
Red Bull Tastes Nasty!
Long story short, this stuff tastes like crap! Now to reverse engineer the short story. The only way to describe how this crap tastes is to say that if I were to open a can of Ginger Ale only to have Richard Simmons come up behind it and piss in it, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference. I don't even know why I took a second drink of this stuff, possible self loathing on my part? This stuff puts the "tar" in "taurine". I know this has been out for a while, but I couldn't justify paying that much for a drink, unless of course I was in a tittie bar. I was given a can to try and to be honest, I was really looking forward to it. I couldn't be more disappointed if I ate a whole plate of Rocky Mountain Oysters only to be told later what they actually were. I'm sticking with Rooster Booster Lite(found at QT). Stupid name, but a better drink and half the price. I start my day with it every single morning, I've been doing it for almost 2 years now. Nuclear Energy(found at Kum&Go) is very similar in taste and price. I get this if I can't scrounge up the booster.
For those of you who are fans of the bull, all power to ya. For me the stuff is just nasty, end of story.