I never put stock in the whole "Friday the 13th" crap, besides, being superstitious is bad luck. Any way, I have however found the source for all my recent misfortune. It appears my little hooligans knack for digging has finally made a contribution to the household. Look what they dug up.
I found this som' bitch in my backyard. Note to self: Find Bob Denver's burial plot, stand over grave and urinate, leave when finished(don't forget to shake). Next person that curses me or tries this kind of crap and it causes a downfall, I'll kick you in the Watubi!!! Maybe now my luck will change for the better. In case you may be wondering where this thing is right now...well, lets just say its not here anymore, ya just never know where it may pop up next.