Saturday, June 14, 2008

What In the Watubi?!?!

I never put stock in the whole "Friday the 13th" crap, besides, being superstitious is bad luck. Any way, I have however found the source for all my recent misfortune. It appears my little hooligans knack for digging has finally made a contribution to the household. Look what they dug up.

Behold:



I found this som' bitch in my backyard. Note to self: Find Bob Denver's burial plot, stand over grave and urinate, leave when finished(don't forget to shake). Next person that curses me or tries this kind of crap and it causes a downfall, I'll kick you in the Watubi!!! Maybe now my luck will change for the better. In case you may be wondering where this thing is right now...well, lets just say its not here anymore, ya just never know where it may pop up next.

8 comments:

Rhea said...

Ok, this post kind of freaked me out. I can't tell if you're serious or not...did your dog really uncover this? Man, oh, man, I'd love to know why.

JL said...

OMG...put it back! It's like the Brady Bunch in Hawaii...don't go surfing!

Complaint Department Manager said...

Rhea - I'd like to say that it was made up, but recently, we had a storm blow through here and it played havoc with some of the siding on my house. The ground around my house has large amounts of hail piled all around. It looks like someone emptied a bunch of peoples coolers all over my yard...front and back. I thought this bad luck crap was coming to an end.

JL - Glad to see you're back. You know I may not be able to go surfing, but I could go ice skating with all this excess hail lying around.

CHATTI PATTI said...

Holy cow! Freakish! I love what jl said...brady bunch in hawaii!! lol

CHATTI PATTI said...

Holy cow! Freakish! I love what jl said...brady bunch in hawaii!! lol

Whiner Girl said...

If that were found in my yard I'd probably have it prominently displayed on an altar where I could sacrifice virgins to appease it.

Kim said...

That was in your backyard? Really? QUICK! Go have it apprised!

Complaint Department Manager said...

No shit, my check engine light just went on this afternoon.

*again, squints eyes and puts fist through laptop screen*