New Rule: Tila Tequila and Bret Michaels Must Get Married

Why? Simple, those 2 losers deserve each other. But, before they recite nuptials, they must BOTH be spayed and neutered, we don't want more accidents like Brittney and k-fed running around now do we? Tila and Bret are such a travesty to humanity that I may just go ahead and dub them as another Axis of Evil. Reason being, they've had 2(count 'em 2) chances of screened and filtered product to find a special connection and FAILED! Not to mention the numerous chances OFF camera. Both of their shows also contribute to the dumbing down of society and the landslide decline of human dignity. By the way, just what is the deal with Tila? Why does a good chunk of the male populous think she's(or it's) hot? I think she(or it) looks like a Filipino trans testicle with a delusion factor of 10. Anyone still think she(or it) is hot? I'll show you what magic touch ups, make up and lighting can pull off. Here she(or it) is in FULL makeup mode:


"Quick, take the shot! I can't hold in my boys any longer!!!"


Now, check this out, the REAL Tila:



"Why didn't you tell me my Adam's Apple was showing? Now I 'll have to start using the Men's bathroom...AGAIN."

Moving on, has anyone seen Bret without his token cowboy hat or bandanna? Just how far back does that forehead go? I would put a photo of Bret complete with caption, but his ego is just too large to fit in here, sorry. Just kidding, I did however find some very good photos that sums it all up:

This one pretty much says it all:


Don't forget the "Buy one get 2 free" on the fireworks as well.



This week on Rock of Love 52, Bret shows how you can pick his guitar, but not his brain.

A good chunk of 80's heavy metal artists had their careers go up in smoke, but most of them left with dignity intact by just fading away. Bret, do you really think you still have more to offer this world than cheesy music? Even with all the available opportunities they both had, they'll never rise higher than that of a game show host, only game show hosts are liked more. Add to that the fact that being on TV hasn't polished their careers' much at all.

In summary, any person that competed or was a part any reality dating show just proves to the whole world exactly what kind of failure they are in life and love, they just feel compelled to prove it on TV. Put it to you this way, you can take a turd, dip it in gold then encrust it with diamonds and emeralds and polish it up nice. Bottom line...IT'S STILL A TURD!!!