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Take 1 large Myocardial Infarction, saute with arteriosclerosis, lightly fold in a few random thrombosis then serve it up with a stroke and a side order of type 2 Diabetes and you have Paula Deen. I finally get to watch Food Network again after avoiding it for over a year due to the temptation to over indulge and low and behold, I found out why that was a good call on my part. I forgot that this is the same person who brought us Krispy Kreme Bread Pudding. Anytime you have a dish that starts out with 2 dozen Krispy Kreme doughnuts(again, this is just ONE of the ingredients), you've got some serious issues. Just that dish alone qualifies her as another axis of evil. But wait...there's more! If I have to hear that evil witch cackle ONE more time, I may dump a bucket of water on the witch just to watch her melt. I also have to hear that over played token southern accent that to me is almost a "nails on the chalkboard" thing as the cackle. Lots of people think she's just precious, I think she's precocious...to an obesity program. How can you suck down that much fat and cholesterol and still be walking around? If she ever cut herself, I'm convinced that brown gravy will come out. It pushes my point further along that she's in league with Lucifer. By the way, does anyone else think she looks like Hillary Clinton if Hillary packed on 50 lbs and 20 more years of a cholesterol laden lifestyle?
I actually like Food Network, afterall, there is a lot of really good information floating around some of the time slots, but there are problems here and there that could easily be fixed. I may ponder this further and make a few observations known soon, I just don't know if it's worthy of being brought up or not. The observations, of course, are certain hosts of some of these shows. Again, I may point them out and take a few shots, but I don't know if it's worth me doing or not. I will say, Paula Deen is by far, the main complaint I have with them right now. I will say that there is a host on Food Network that is a blogger and if that person ever saw this and wondered if they may make the pot shot list, rest easy, you are actually a bright spot.
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So, what's funny is that you're actually soooo right about this. But check it - she's so dope! I wouldn't dare take a bite of that bread pudding, but it did look good. She also made a sausage and egg sandwich on a donut - lol, only paula deen. LOL - best dishes, from my kitchen to yours!
My ateries hardened just READING this post. ick. I'm going to go run on a treadmill for an hour now. Thanks.
We'll have to agree to disagree about Miss Paula. I know her food is deadly, but it's also fantastic. Plus, she's kind of a dirty ol' lady, which I heartily appreciate. I've mastered the gooey butter cake, which will open doors for you that you never dreamed existed!
I once liked listening to Paula and her show. I even made a big deal of going to Savannah to eat at her restruant.
I was shocked. Golden Coral does a much better job and the food is better. Her buffet sucked. The "hoe" cakes sucked. Biscuits, too. And her store made me feel like I was at Disney. What a joke.
No more Paula Deen for me.
I received her 12 piece as a Christmas gift in 2009 - just recently my small fry pan coating (nonstick) has started to peel. I would like a replacement since it is the pan I use the most. I haven't had the heat over medium and I have always hand washed the pan. I have been trying to find somewhere for the warranty on these pans and there seems to be none in sight!
What is scary and sad is that she and her Jethro sons DO NOT care..its all about bucks. People, wake up..do not patronize her restaurant or buy her cheap ass cookware! As a former stroke victim it terrifies me to see her garbage, body destroying food pushed on tv. Will no one shut her up before more die?
I have had it the Paula Deen show, today was the last show I will try to ever watch again. At her beginning I think she was herself, but now she is so phony, she makes me ashamed to be from the South, no wonder people think we are all stupid. As for her sons, give them their own show or get them off your network. I've been very disappointed with Food Network for the past year. With the way things are now people want easy inexpensive meals, not these stupid recipes these so called cooks are coming up with. Who in the world eats that stuff they put together. Mary Thornton-Ocala, FL.
Let's not forget her "unholy alliance" with Smithfield, a corporation that is obscenely EVIL...google them and their unethical practices from Animal Cruelty to exploitation of immigrant workers! Then to top the cake she peddles heart attacks on a plate?!Now she has finally admitted to being diabetic, which I already knew and is a no-brainer, and I guess the millions she raked in from Smithfield wasn't quite enough, because she is now peddling some diabetes DRUG for the unholiest of the unholy- the PHARMACEUTICAL companies! Diabetes can be reversed through diet. STOP eating the crap she prepares, and the diabetes will retreat!
I SENT BACK TO PAULA DEEN A CERAMIC LOAF PAN & ASK FOR A REFUND. THEY SENT THE PAN BACK TO ME WITH NO!!!! EXPLANTION OR MONEY. I AM VERY UPSET TO SAY THE LEAST!! THE PAN CRACKED IN SEVERAL PLACES SO I COULD NOT USE IT FOR ANYTHING. WHAT A JOKE!! WILL NEVER BUY PAULA DEEN PRODUCTS AGAIN. ( PO IN INDIANA)
Soooo....those of you at the FoodNetwork...you mean to tell me that NONE OFYOU have ever had a slip of the togue before? Of course you have you high &mighty hypocrites!!! AND... You leave the guy on who has "Kitchen Impossible"?Yeah, you know the one...the one who lied BIGTIME on his résumé' , plus the big lie about cooking for the Queen of England!!! A liar has NO CREDIBILITY,no substance.We don't waste our time with him. THEN there is that slutty character of a woman on "Bitchin Kitchen". You really are hard up. Your not the way you were in times past: there's more & more people " covered " with tattoos & pridefully showing them off. THAT is not professionalism. And there's more & more emphasis on homosexuals...this represents your approval of both.YOU NEVER DID THIS BEFORE. So Paula had a slip of the tongue,at least she lived up to her mistake.Soooo... You who are without SIN, let him/her cast the first stone. Thank you.
Paula and her sons are my favorites, along with the Neelys, YES, the Neelys; so, Food Network, keep on showing your other (constantly repeated) shows, but I won't be watching.
I love Paula Deen!!! I grew up on the type of food she cooks and I am perfectly healthy. If you can't eat good food, I am sorry, but my Grandmother put Paula to shame with the butter. I am not diabetic and I don't have high cholestrol. I won't watch Food Network anymore. So what if she said it, black people call each other that name ALL THE TIME!
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