I'm saddened by the loss of Oxyclean commercials in the near future. I get so tired of hearing the "they die in 3's" thing about celebrity deaths. I counter with the argument that they die in ones, anyone care to challenge this theory? I seriously doubt that there is a mystical force at work with the "3's" theory. If so, who really makes that call? I can see and hear the Grim Reaper now saying to himself, "Okay, Farrah had her time, but she was being a bit of a diva at the end. How do I rain on her parade?...I know, I've had my scythe on Jacko for a while, that'll do the trick, I don't think I could live through another farewell tour from anyone else this year."
I am the Complaint Department Manager and I approve this message of death.
4 comments:
Actully, he makes 5...don't forget the guy who killed himself for sexual reasons!
Billy, impressionist Fred Travelena, and 50's sitcom star Gale Storm...that's the second "three!"
It's a 6 pack! Plus 1!
I was about to question Billy Mays' status as a celebrity. But thanks to JL, I see that it was three from the "A" list, and three from the "B" list. The theory still holds.
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